Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 51 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I think it's quite common for non-gamblers to equate "odds" with "likelihood" when they talk about things like this, hence getting high/low the wrong way round. I bet they don’t. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I bet they don’t. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9234 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I bet they don’t. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9234 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 @Christmas Tree Thank me later. 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 2 hours ago, RobinRobin said: @Christmas Tree Thank me later. 👍 You’ve whooshed me It’s early, but I’m unsure whether you’ve tagged me because …. 1. It’s got Crypto in the name 2. You think I should be selling these on my Etsy store. 3. I should be looking out for these when metal detecting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9234 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 16 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: You’ve whooshed me It’s early, but I’m unsure whether you’ve tagged me because …. 1. It’s got Crypto in the name 2. You think I should be selling these on my Etsy store. 3. I should be looking out for these when metal detecting Yes 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34533 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26413 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 The sooner these cunts are only referenced as part of history the better. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30440 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I bet they don’t. There was low odds of this joke being made 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30440 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: You’ve whooshed me It’s early, but I’m unsure whether you’ve tagged me because …. 1. It’s got Crypto in the name 2. You think I should be selling these on my Etsy store. 3. I should be looking out for these when metal detecting I think he was suggesting you’d be naive enough to buy one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 31 minutes ago, Alex said: I think he was suggesting you’d be naive enough to buy one Don’t be daft- he bought ten. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: I couldn’t care less about the Royals but, tbf to them, I’m actually intrigued by just what’s happening with this mysterious tart. Good plot twist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: mysterious tart 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10004 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious tart I wanna get close to you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious tart Move your body close to mine 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34533 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 On 13/03/2024 at 12:57, Renton said: Heads up to anyone who's interested. There's a "to scale" solar system trail on the coast being held this weekend. Think the sun and the inner solar system will be on longsands with Neptune and Pluto as far away as St Mary's lighthouse. For reference, if the sun is the size of a football, on this scale the next nearest star, Proxima Centauri, would be in Chicago. It's a nice walk although the weather is probably going to be shit. They have a permanent one in Melbourne and I'm hoping they will make a permanent version of this too. https://northtynesidesolartrail.co.uk/ The sun was a fucking large beachball. All the other planets were about the size of a pea. Genuinely the worst recommendation anyone has EVER made on here. Worse than any of CT's by a mile. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34533 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE PLANET VENUS! A well sucked gobstopper stuck to the end of a straw. It's the new Willie Wonka Land. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 There's a permanent "model solar system" in one of the villages where I used to go walking regularly when we lived in that London. It's brilliantly underwhelming. https://londonist.com/london/beyond-london/otford-solar-system-walk-sevenoaks-kent-location-where-route My favourite (well, it would be) is Uranus next to the bin next to the bus stop. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34533 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I told my lass (repeatedly) that we'd be walking to Uranus and then heading back, but we had to abort the mission on account of its shitness. Her anus remains uncharted territory. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26898 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The sun was a fucking large beachball. All the other planets were about the size of a pea. Genuinely the worst recommendation anyone has EVER made on here. Worse than any of CT's by a mile. Well @Renton, you at least got one of the gang to go. "Hurry up current Mrs Gemmill!!!! We're going to miss Venus, man!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30440 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Looks like Pluto’s getting buggered again tonight again at chez Gemmill 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34533 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Interestingly enough, Pluto was at the well known dogging site St Mary's Lighthouse. Another of Renton's recommendations. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17811 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Listen you fucking bunch of ingrates and ignoramuses. It's a pop up crowd funded thing purely intended to show the scale of the solar system. If it is successful there are plans to make a permanent display with bronze cast sculptures on pedestals like this one in Melbourne. Supposed to be quite mind blowing that is the sun were the scale of the alorange thing pluto would be at St Mary's lighthouse the size of lentil. Not much chance of that happening with these attitudes. But aye, this attempt is a bit underwhelming. I need to sell this to my kids tomorrow. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34533 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 What would have been genuinely mind blowing would have been the length of the walk back to the car, after I arrived at St Mary's Lighthouse to find a lentil on a stick. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17811 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: What would have been genuinely mind blowing would have been the length of the walk back to the car, after I arrived at St Mary's Lighthouse to find a lentil on a stick. You could have at least popped into Valerie's at Uranus you lazy fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17811 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 (edited) Also there are cardboard placards with QR links to Wikipedia. What the fuck more do you want? Edited March 16 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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