RobinRobin 9278 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Never mind handsome 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Speaking of shagging accountants… … this is fucking insane https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/surfing/68856022 28m is just over 93ft. ( The road deck of the Tyne Bridge is 84ft above the river, for comparison). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17871 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Bought a new car yesterday. I always get new cars for the peace of mind and the warranty etc. Car has broken down today. FML. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 What is it? (Other than fucked) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spongebob toonpants 3621 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Renton said: Bought a new car yesterday. I always get new cars for the peace of mind and the warranty etc. Car has broken down today. FML. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renton 17871 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: What is it? (Other than fucked) Top of the range Audi A3, black edition. Tinted glass, black logos, sporty. I joked to the dealer it was a drug dealer car. Then I remembered he was black. He laughed, I am officially David Brent. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10026 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 22 minutes ago, Renton said: Top of the range Audi A3, black edition. Tinted glass, black logos, sporty. I joked to the dealer it was a drug dealer car. Then I remembered he was black. He laughed, I am officially David Brent. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 34 minutes ago, Renton said: Top of the range Audi A3, black edition. Tinted glass, black logos, sporty. I joked to the dealer it was a drug dealer car. Then I remembered he was black. He laughed, I am officially David Brent. What’s wrong with it? I had an A3 , brand new, fucked. Took ages to pinpoint the trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17871 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: What’s wrong with it? I had an A3 , brand new, fucked. Took ages to pinpoint the trouble Looks like Ralph forgot to tighten a screw on the coolant line. I've got a replacement hire car which is electric. I love it and now wish I'd gone for an electric. I'm fucking tapped like. Audis are not a reliable brand, and the thing I most value is reliability. So I buy another fucking Audi. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Audis are not a reliable brand Mine would intermittently, but often enough to be a problem, lose power momentarily, but only whilst accelerating, never whilst cruising at a steady speed. Put it in to the dealer numerous times, and they didn’t have a fucking clue, to the point where I think they thought I was trying it on ( which made no sense?) 6 months after I bought it, I a took it to them and said “ fix the fucking thing or give me my money back, plus interest “ I was fairly agitated tbh I told them to give me an exact replacement and keep mine until it was fixed, which they did, tbf. Two weeks after I put it in, I got a call from a mechanic who’d been tasked with the problem- it was a tiny hole in one of the pistons. Fixed it and I kept it for 3 years without another issue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30540 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Speaking of shagging accountants… … this is fucking insane https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/surfing/68856022 28m is just over 93ft. ( The road deck of the Tyne Bridge is 84ft above the river, for comparison). The size of him compared to the wave, man. That place is meant to regularly have the biggest waves in the world, isn’t it? Whenever I’ve seen footage (probably because the winter / spring storm season is the best time for huge waves) the water looks almost black. Scary as fuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Aye, it’s fucking terrifying tbh. The drone footage at the end of the clip shows him being engulfed at the end of the run, with what appears to be a jet ski emerging from the mess to pick him up. Insane. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3230 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 37 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye, it’s fucking terrifying tbh. The drone footage at the end of the clip shows him being engulfed at the end of the run, with what appears to be a jet ski emerging from the mess to pick him up. Insane. Big wave riders are fucking mental. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34877 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 2 hours ago, Renton said: Top of the range Audi A3, black edition. Tinted glass, black logos, sporty. I joked to the dealer it was a drug dealer car. Then I remembered he was black. He laughed, I am officially David Brent. "Top of the range" What a fucking CUNT! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17871 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: "Top of the range" What a fucking CUNT! Fuck off 0.9 litre mondeo man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34877 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 30 minutes ago, Renton said: Fuck off 0.9 litre mondeo man. S-Line Vignale, or "top of the range" as it happens, but you'll notice that I've never announced it as such, cos I'm not a giant cunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17871 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Just now, Gemmill said: S-Line Vignale, or "top of the range" as it happens, but you'll notice that I've never announced it as such, cos I'm not a giant cunt. Hoy man, MF literally asked me what car it was. I needed to hoy in it was the black edition for my anecdote to work you absolute spenk. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14667 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 (edited) Just looked for the Harry Enfield sketch of the two boring twats at the party saying “Soooo…. What are we driving at the moment??”… couldn’t find it but that’s this thread at the moment Edited April 20 by PaddockLad 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34877 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 "I always buy new and I always buy top of the range. I value the warranty, but mostly I value THE PRESTIIIIIIIIGE." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27119 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Rents imagination as he's about to go out for a drive in his new, top of the range car..... "Stick it in my arse, rents babe, I love your new, top of the range car and it's making me horny for you." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30540 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 (edited) Tbf, you have to look the part when you’re cruising round the Whitley Bay one-way system with the stereo cranked up Edited April 20 by Alex 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3680 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Im not into cars. When I worked for a massive house builder in London I got a company car. Brand new, like 0 miles, Mazda 6 just after they released. I left because fuck London. Moved to Manchester, bought a cheap Kia and ran it into the ground. Couple of years ago, cos I was up and down to boro more to help with my brother and doing loads of motorway miles. I bought an Audi Q5 S-Line (old shape). Took my time, researched the dealer, the car and it had a full Audi service history. Brought it home, week after it need a new gearbox. Which being automatic cost me £3k. Cars are fucking scam, insurance went up by 35% this year with no changes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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