The Fish 12558 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 19 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting Rookie fucking mistake. a) close down everything before the call b) use Microsoft Edge for all work stuff and Chrome, or Firefox for anything extracurricular Poor guy will be the butt of the joke until he leaves. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27765 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 31 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting Did this really happen? Reminds me of that Pornhub app, for those that haven't seen it (not NSFW). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27765 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 12 minutes ago, The Fish said: Rookie fucking mistake. a) close down everything before the call b) use Microsoft Edge for all work stuff and Chrome, or Firefox for anything extracurricular Poor guy will be the butt of the joke until he leaves. c) Don't browse for butt plugs on a work computer. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12558 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 2 minutes ago, Renton said: c) Don't browse for butt plugs on a work computer. That there is the cowardly talk of a Communist. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43884 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting Is it not a wind up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28514 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43884 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting and tell him the mambo is the one he should go for. MFdYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12558 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting Put him at ease, have this as your backdrop 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16162 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 38 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting Make sure you listening out for popping noises down the line. It could be problems with the connection, or him giving his arse a rest. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42142 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 50 minutes ago, Renton said: Did this really happen? Reminds me of that Pornhub app, for those that haven't seen it (not NSFW). I thought that was meant to be genuine. The bored look on one of the lass’ faces and the fella just smiling was good acting if it’s fake iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50678 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting Tell him he’ll be the butt of some jokes as nobody had him pegged as being in to that kind of thing. Then tell him he’s got to own it- send an email to all involved apologising and saying next year he’ll make sure to do his Mother’s Day shopping privately. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28514 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 I'm phoning him tomorrow when I'm more composed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50678 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm phoning him tomorrow when I'm more composed When you call him under no circumstances, must you think of that scene from Ace Ventura pet detective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9891 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 Rookie mistake. You keep butt plug searches to your personal computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50678 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 If he’s a fairly shy, reserved type, tell him to look at the positives- a little bit of notoriety is an opportunity to expand his social circle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28514 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 The whole design team have had an email this morning apologising for 'a friend sent a joke email link, which I forgot to shut down' Aye mate, of course. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43884 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 (edited) 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: The whole design team have had an email this morning apologising for 'a friend sent a joke email link, which I forgot to shut down' Aye mate, of course. The pressure is now on all on the rest of you to give him a good nickname. Last, most recent one I recall being created was for a lad who got caught pinching someone's bait, (roast chicken) from the fridge at work. His new nickname became 'KF-Lee'. Edited January 24, 2024 by Howmanheyman 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27765 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The pressure is now on all on the rest of you to give him a good nickname. Last, most recent one I recall being created was for a lad who got caught pinching someone's bait, (roast chicken) from the fridge at work. His new nickname became 'KF-Lee'. Yeah, I agree. Hoy his name up Wykiki, and any other details that might help (like his e-mail address) and the toontastic crew will see what they can up with for you. 👍 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43884 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 59 minutes ago, Renton said: Yeah, I agree. Hoy his name up Wykiki, and any other details that might help (like his e-mail address) and the toontastic crew will see what they can up with for you. 👍 His first name will do or just his surname. We'll do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27765 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: His first name will do or just his surname. We'll do the rest. Got a PM, in confidence, from Wykiki, telling me his name is Richard Bottomgape. I'm scoobied about how we can use that? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12558 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 What was the name of that ship that got stuck in the canal? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16162 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 32 minutes ago, The Fish said: What was the name of that ship that got stuck in the canal? Boaty McBoatFace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50678 Posted January 24, 2024 Share Posted January 24, 2024 Call him Voyager 2. So far, the only probe to visit Uranus. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14498 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Call him Voyager 2. So far, the only probe to visit Uranus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28514 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 Jesus, I made a right mistake this morning. I had run out of podcasts and don't like listening to music first thing. So I put Radio 5Live on for the first time in years. Fuck me. What utter fucking Whale Spunk. First bit. Some cunts at some university have done a study into fat kids and worked out it grew during lockdown and mostly to kids in poor area's. Well smash me in the face and call me surprised. A) Some professor cunt at some University has got funding for this and B.) Some cunt at the BBC has thought this is new worthy. 'Oh Theodore, I am seeing a pattern here' 'Oh what's that Beatrice?' 'During lockdown Curtis from the local council estate got fat during lockdown' 'Oh do tell me more Beatrice' 'Well, whilst you and I we're doing Joe Wicks with the children on our multiple ipads bought on a whim, he was sat on his Xbox. Whilst you and I were buying Sushi from the local Deli to keep it in business, buying more than what we needed, he was eating fish fingers and chips, or getting a microwave meal?' 'Oh there's more Theodore! Whilst you and I were doing our hour of exercise with Tarquin and Jemima, he was playing FIFA on his Xbox! Whilst we were clapping on a Thursday, he was again, playing FIFA on his Xbox!' 'Well, where was his Mother and Father?' 'Oh, his mother was doing double shifts cleaning at the local Sainsbury's and his father was................hmmmmm, he doesn't have one apparently' 'Oh Beatrice, this needs logging down, this is MIND blowing, oooo sooooooo exciting' FUCK OFF. Then they went onto knife crime as some knives have been made illegal to posses now and carry a prison sentence. They got an ex Cheif super of the Met on. He was saying how the measures aren't going to work similar to the stop and search. We need to go through and do more with the kids. Engage with them more and funding needs to go into youth programmes etc to educate them. Rachel Burden wasn't interested in that, nah, I shall talk over him and tell him they didn't have time as it doesn't fit the agenda. But oh lets talk about Traitors instead. FUCK OFF. What a fucking heap of shit that channel is. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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