sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 (edited) The Mrs and me have started calling everyone (and each other) 'mongs' after someone we know used it a few months back and it was the first time either of us had heard it in conversation since we were 12. Another one we use is 'Dickwad' for the same reason. Edited August 16, 2005 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 My hubby and son call any unattractive female an Earthpig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 My hubby and son call any unattractive female an Earthpig 12721[/snapback] I quite like the phrase 'boot ugly'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "I'm not interested in your life story" (I've been told to stop using this at work though.. ) Following a conversation at work recently, I've also started insulting people really nastily but then laughing afterwards so they think it's a joke. They never know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 One phrase that I'm hearing quite often at the moment is "and Gilchrist departs for another low score". 12651[/snapback] On a similar note, it's going to take a very long time to get bored of the 'it's going to be a long hard season for Sunderland' that's been trotted out many times already since Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16636 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Minge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Cockring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "Off the Hook!!111!! lol" Nah really I've started saying "100%" a lot along with "it'd be rude not to". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Author Share Posted August 16, 2005 I used "rude not to" a lot on my holiday after seeing someone in a footie shirt with RUDE NOT 2 on the back. I also used "Tasty beverage?" a lot (meaning do you want a beer). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "I'm not interested in your life story" (I've been told to stop using this at work though.. ) Following a conversation at work recently, I've also started insulting people really nastily but then laughing afterwards so they think it's a joke. They never know... 12850[/snapback] Been doing that for years. It's like putting a winking smilie on the end of any insults on here By the way can't stop chuckling to myself when reading your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A personal favourite of mine i pinched from a friend is for when it'a bit close outside - "I'm sweating like a Palestinian bus driver". Class and topical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A personal favourite of mine i pinched from a friend is for when it'a bit close outside - "I'm sweating like a Palestinian bus driver". Class and topical. 13350[/snapback] Don't know who you are, but can I just welcome you to the board Newcastle fan right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A personal favourite of mine i pinched from a friend is for when it'a bit close outside - "I'm sweating like a Palestinian bus driver". Class and topical. 13350[/snapback] Don't know who you are, but can I just welcome you to the board Newcastle fan right? 13353[/snapback] I didnt get a personal welcome to the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A personal favourite of mine i pinched from a friend is for when it'a bit close outside - "I'm sweating like a Palestinian bus driver". Class and topical. 13350[/snapback] Don't know who you are, but can I just welcome you to the board Newcastle fan right? 13353[/snapback] Aye too right, thanks for the welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Owzat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "And Jason Gillespie is coming on to bowl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "Oh for fucks' sake!" readily springs to mind right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "Oh for fucks' sake!" readily springs to mind right now. 13388[/snapback] funnily enough, i believe i actually posted 'FFS' in a thread that has now been deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 But on here that could been 'for fuck's sake' or 'fat freddy shepperd'. Suppose you could use the latter in a 'Gordon Bennett' kind of way to mean basically the same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "Sub-human scum!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "And Jason Gillespie is coming on to bowl" 13380[/snapback] Always gets a cheer sadly i think we may have heard the last of it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 WHATEVER TREVOR! 12245[/snapback] It's true, Sue. (Where's the 'u' in the topic title ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I like mixing popular sayings..eg "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" or "Let's make like a tree and split" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I like mixing popular sayings..eg "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" 15576[/snapback] Me and my mates have used that before, gets some strange looks from people who are either religious or don't know the two original sayings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 "I moight be a burgler" (west country accent) after the delivery man said it as the door had been open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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