catmag 336 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 t00nraider blatantly still in a huff. Class. "And you sounds loik an arrogant arrrrrrrse!" 185274[/snapback] When you meet me Bianca, you'll realise i have NO accent at all....and i dont drink cider, ooooo arrr 185277[/snapback] Gemmill's good with accents, he thinks I'm from Australia. 185305[/snapback] And you're actually from Walford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) t00nraider blatantly still in a huff. Class. "And you sounds loik an arrogant arrrrrrrse!" 185274[/snapback] When you meet me Bianca, you'll realise i have NO accent at all....and i dont drink cider, ooooo arrr 185277[/snapback] Gemmill's good with accents, he thinks I'm from Australia. 185305[/snapback] For once tho I have to back up Gemmill here- you do have a bit of a distinctive drawl going there Jimbo and I'm sure Gemmill and I aren't the only ones who noticed. 1. I have a degree that I don't utilise. 2. I hate applesause. 3. I am my own worst enemy. 4. Am fanatical about handwashing. 5. Can't sleep if there's any light source on in the same room. Edited August 25, 2006 by Mags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 t00nraider blatantly still in a huff. Class. "And you sounds loik an arrogant arrrrrrrse!" 185274[/snapback] When you meet me Bianca, you'll realise i have NO accent at all....and i dont drink cider, ooooo arrr 185277[/snapback] Gemmill's good with accents, he thinks I'm from Australia. 185305[/snapback] And you're actually from Walford! 185315[/snapback] Shut it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 t00nraider blatantly still in a huff. Class. "And you sounds loik an arrogant arrrrrrrse!" 185274[/snapback] When you meet me Bianca, you'll realise i have NO accent at all....and i dont drink cider, ooooo arrr 185277[/snapback] Gemmill's good with accents, he thinks I'm from Australia. 185305[/snapback] For once tho I have to back up Gemmill here- you do have a bit of a distinctive drawl going there Jimbo and I'm sure Gemmill and I aren't the only ones who noticed. 1. I have a degree that I don't utilise. 2. I hate applesause. 3. I am my own worst enemy. 4. Am fanatical about handwashing. 5. Can't sleep if there's any light source on in the same room. 185327[/snapback] But you think I've got a midlands accent, so you're probably wrong about Jimbo too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I Gemmill's defence, I've been accused of having an Aussie accent before, so maybe its fairdinkum ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Ive had people assume i'm german and when i say i'm not, they say 'aaahhhhh - your scottish'. Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 1. This Wireless Networking malarky is pissing me off. 2. This Wireless Networking malarky is pissing me off. 3. This Wireless Networking malarky is pissing me off. 4. This Wireless Networking malarky is pissing me off. 5. This Wireless Networking malarky is pissing me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 1. I am wishing Thompson good luck in his driving test today. 184969[/snapback] Failed the cunt for going too slow. Twas on the Dual Carriagway near the Findus food factory thing. Was going the right speed until the roundabout, then when i turned right i thought it was back to 30. Never been so angry at myself, ever. 185238[/snapback] Is that an instant fail, or did you drive at the wrong speed a few times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 1) I went for an italians tonight 2) Then I went to see Cats 3) There were lots of willys in tights 4) I dont think they noticed me looking 5) I dont think I was the only lass who was looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 m fucked anbd a laugh 25*( ndas bastardws 3 cOME AND FUCK WWWWWITH ME !1!!!! 185455[/snapback] What about #4 and #5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. Got in alittle while ago, showered and changed, im now wearing my ORIGINAL Def Leppard Tshirt from the Hysteria tour AND it still fits properly, not bad eh? 2. Im so miserable and i have to work 3 nights out of the next 4 3. Im resigned to the fact we will be absolutely laughably shite this season, anything else is a bonus from now on 4. Ive just eaten a toasted crumpet with marmite on 5. I bought a lampshade in BHS today cos it was 'trendy' got up the street and thought wtf do i wwant this for? it was hideous!!! So i took it right back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 5. I bought a lampshade in BHS today cos it was 'trendy' got up the street and thought wtf do i wwant this for? it was hideous!!! So i took it right back 190711[/snapback] It was the subdued music, seductive lighting and product placement that enticed you. You're a tool of the sales corporations. They've turned you into a purchase placing automoton zombie. Fight the power. 1. I'm still at work. 2. My desk clock is over a foot tall 3. Off to another wedding tomorrow 4. This lad getting married has already cost me £710 before I go 5. His lass better have some gorgeous mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 It was the subdued music, seductive lighting and product placement that enticed you. You're a tool of the sales corporations. They've turned you into a purchase placing automoton zombie. Fight the power. 190842[/snapback] That makes me pretty much redundant on here now. She took it back, though, RIGHT ON SISTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. Still at work cos I took 3 hours off this morning, so need to make up the hours. 2. Am going through a bit of a health kick. 3. Am seriously considering going camping/cycling tomorrow (as part of #2) 4. Have realised that Toonraider has the same t-shirt as my missus and she mistakenly thinks hers is original too. 5. Will shortly be logging onto monster.com (you should never stop looking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 5. I bought a lampshade in BHS today cos it was 'trendy' got up the street and thought wtf do i wwant this for? it was hideous!!! So i took it right back 190711[/snapback] It was the subdued music, seductive lighting and product placement that enticed you. You're a tool of the sales corporations. They've turned you into a purchase placing automoton zombie. Fight the power. 1. I'm still at work. 2. My desk clock is over a foot tall 3. Off to another wedding tomorrow 4. This lad getting married has already cost me £710 before I go 5. His lass better have some gorgeous mates. 190842[/snapback] You're probably right, in the store it looked swish, when i looked at it out of its setting it looked ugly, very seventies ( i know the retro look is in but it wouldnt have looked out of place in Del boy's council flat) Fashionable or not i just cant have that in my home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. Still at work cos I took 3 hours off this morning, so need to make up the hours. 2. Am going through a bit of a health kick. 3. Am seriously considering going camping/cycling tomorrow (as part of #2) 4. Have realised that Toonraider has the same t-shirt as my missus and she mistakenly thinks hers is original too. 5. Will shortly be logging onto monster.com (you should never stop looking) 190864[/snapback] But mine IS an original one, i bought it at one of their concerts on the Hysteria tour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw's Juggernaut 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. I sometimes wear glasses 2. I shall be going to the pub for the england game tomoz 3. I have a good dress sence 4. I will be going to Royal Holloway at the end of the month 5. I havent paid for my last 6 pints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1, I've got to be up for work at 5am 2, I'm half way through a bottle of Shiraz Cabernet. 3, I'm playing FM2006 as Newcastle using the new data update. 4, I've not slept properly in 48 hours. 5, Spent most of today fixing the brakes on the dude-mobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. This is my second ever post on Toontastic 2. I'm appalled at how appalling N-O has got lately. 3. I've been really rather busy at work lately. 4. I've not called the lass or arranged to meet her this evening because of #3 above 5. I'll be getting a bollocking tomorrow (if I'm lucky) or dumped (if I'm luckier). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. I think I've lost interest in the jorman lass... 2. ...Because of other lasses. 3. I'm on me third beer, so not sozzled yet. 4. I'm listening to all the Bowling For Soup I own tonight. 5. You, the reader, do not give a flying fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. I am drinking vodka and diet coke following an enforced alcohol abstinence for the last week. 2. I have been dowloading some cracking tunes. 3. I am thankful that the bloke upstairs is deaf as I am listening to said tunes rather loudly. 4. I've had to turn the heating on as it turned bloody freezing about an hour ago. 5. There is a daddy long-legs on the wall in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1. I spent about an hour this afternoon avoiding proper work so I could get the 'Next Match' thing on here working properly (OK, I lied, it was 2 hours! ) 2. I'm also up at 5am tomorrow for work (doing overtime in London) 3. I've had a shit evening at home 4. I'm munching on a large bag of Walkers Sensations 5. I'm washing said crisps down with several bottles of Becks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1 Boss was away so had an easy run down of a Friday afternoon (after a furious morning spent cursing Microsoft) 2 It took me 3.5 hours to get home as opposed to 35 minutes due to One Railway fuck-ups 3 I have an extremely runny nose 4 I'm going to the gym tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks (due to previous cold + Reading festival) so expect to be sore and tender on Sunday. 5 Off to bed but have set a load of porn downloading for tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 1) I am home from a quite sedate(for me) night on the lash 2) I can type wisout too many erors 3) The pub ran out of jak 40 I can't find Block 5) I ais eatin cold pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 2) I can type wisout too many erors191060[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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