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Or maybe he just does it to wind you up because you can't resist replying... :D

The scary thing is Martin I don't think he does.

 

Or could it be the fact that you just wait for me to post about either me lass or driving so you can act like an arse? :lol:

I didn't jump on it first this time tbh.

 

Both as bad as eachother tbh.

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Just marked lots of coursework

Just researched some things for an interview up in Durham on Friday

Met a lass I actually like but....

I'm bloody knackered

About to go to sleep!

Go on....

Not sure she is as keen :lol:

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Just marked lots of coursework

Just researched some things for an interview up in Durham on Friday

Met a lass I actually like but....

I'm bloody knackered

About to go to sleep!

Go on....

 

OMFG JONNY HE POSTED ABOUT A LASS.

In every waking post Brockles?

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Just marked lots of coursework

Just researched some things for an interview up in Durham on Friday

Met a lass I actually like but....

I'm bloody knackered

About to go to sleep!

Go on....

 

OMFG JONNY HE POSTED ABOUT A LASS.

In every waking post Brockles?

 

Rather that than constantly pointing out someone else doing it. :lol:

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Just marked lots of coursework

Just researched some things for an interview up in Durham on Friday

Met a lass I actually like but....

I'm bloody knackered

About to go to sleep!

Go on....

 

OMFG JONNY HE POSTED ABOUT A LASS.

In every waking post Brockles?

Fair point :lol:

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Or maybe he just does it to wind you up because you can't resist replying... :D

 

I stopped picking him up on it for that reason, but he doesn't seem to have stopped.

 

 

 

By the way, I spoke to TWO girls today and drove to Manchester and back. On the Motorway no less. How cool am I? :lol:

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  1. Finished my thesis/report this morning so awaiting feedback from my supervisor on what bits i need to change for Friday.
  2. Dressed all smart for my presentation in the afternoon for my project
  3. Working on said presentation
  4. Nervous as hell.
  5. Classmate have decided that bowling will be the sport of choice on Friday rather than mini golf :D

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1. Einstürzende Neubauten rule.

2. German girls' voices don't get any less piercingly annoying just because they've lived in Britain for a while.

3. Fat-faced Camden indie kids should be rounded up and shot.

4. Listening to Brits trying to pronounce German song titles is funny.

5. Listening to ticket touts trying to pronounce "Einstürzende Neubauten" is funnier.

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Since you clearly want to know what twangs my pink bow

 

:D I missed that first time round.

 

And leave young Brock alone! As one of the few on here who is a educated in the truly magnificant sport of ice hockey he has piss taking immunity on here.

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Have just finished delivering some training to a couple of local groups in which I made them play the props game from "Whose line is it anyway" (Think it was more for my amusement than being beneficial to them)

 

I am having to listen to the most obscure music in my office

 

I am getting a haircut tonight (Need to make sure I get rid of this criminal look)

 

I have a pitch to deliver tomorrow for but have yet to complete the work for it

 

Have just found out my sister is having twins :D

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1. Had my 1st driving lesson 2day

2. Listening 2 maximo park

3. on msn.

4. on toontastic posting this

5. just had a kick around

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1) Ive run out of Tupperware and I used to have loads of it.

2) My left eye ball is bleeding.

3) Its made me look evil.

4) My feet are cold.

5) Ive been looking to buy a new watch.

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1. Haven't had sex in over a month

2. Knock one out over the Babestation girls every night.

3. Have just fininshed a particularly difficult turd

4. Didn't wipe.

5. Chaffs a bit!

 

 

Haven't had your hole for a month :rolleyes:

 

She's got some warped idea that if we don't have it for ages it'll be even more amazing than normal.

 

Was tearing my hair out the other day and went to take whats rightfully mine but turns out she had the decorators in so I'm still in limbo! Balls like water melons.

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1. Haven't had sex in over a month

2. Knock one out over the Babestation girls every night.

3. Have just fininshed a particularly difficult turd

4. Didn't wipe.

5. Chaffs a bit!

 

 

Haven't had your hole for a month :rolleyes:

 

She's got some warped idea that if we don't have it for ages it'll be even more amazing than normal.

 

Was tearing my hair out the other day and went to take whats rightfully mine but turns out she had the decorators in so I'm still in limbo! Balls like water melons.

 

Blatantly getting a portion elsewhere tbh.

 

:)

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Smooth Operator is sounding more and more like the worst choice of username ever.

 

Vacuum Cleaner/Dishwasher/Whatever his bird tells him to Operator would be more fitting tbh.

 

Doesn't roll of the tongue as well, I admit. :rolleyes:

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1. Haven't had sex in over a month

 

She's got some warped idea that if we don't have it for ages it'll be even more amazing than normal.

 

Was tearing my hair out the other day and went to take whats rightfully mine but turns out she had the decorators in so I'm still in limbo! Balls like water melons.

 

Having the decorators in is a pretty lame excuse, tbh.

 

You should just kick her back doors in, man!

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1. Haven't had sex in over a month

2. Knock one out over the Babestation girls every night.

3. Have just fininshed a particularly difficult turd

4. Didn't wipe.

5. Chaffs a bit!

 

 

Haven't had your hole for a month :rolleyes:

 

She's got some warped idea that if we don't have it for ages it'll be even more amazing than normal.

 

She'll be thrilled when you last all of 30 seconds then!

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1. Listening to Bright Eyes.

2. Been to watch Liverpool

3. Going home 2moro then Carlisle on Friday to pick up the new dog

4. We are getting a new dog :rolleyes:

5. Im bloated after eating

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1. Haven't had sex in over a month

2. Knock one out over the Babestation girls every night.

3. Have just fininshed a particularly difficult turd

4. Didn't wipe.

5. Chaffs a bit!

 

 

Haven't had your hole for a month :rolleyes:

 

She's got some warped idea that if we don't have it for ages it'll be even more amazing than normal.

 

Was tearing my hair out the other day and went to take whats rightfully mine but turns out she had the decorators in so I'm still in limbo! Balls like water melons.

 

The amount of wimmin on here and this comment gets passed by......

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1. Haven't had sex in over a month

2. Knock one out over the Babestation girls every night.

3. Have just fininshed a particularly difficult turd

4. Didn't wipe.

5. Chaffs a bit!

 

 

Haven't had your hole for a month :rolleyes:

 

She's got some warped idea that if we don't have it for ages it'll be even more amazing than normal.

 

Was tearing my hair out the other day and went to take whats rightfully mine but turns out she had the decorators in so I'm still in limbo! Balls like water melons.

A little blood never stopped the war man. :)

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1) Im supposed to be going to a handbag party tonight

 

2) I dont want to go to a handbag party

 

3) I have thoosands of handbags

 

4) I need an excuse not to go

 

5) I cant think of an excuse :rolleyes:

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