Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted Wednesday at 18:05 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:05 5 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: So Lily Allen who paid for sex whilst married to her first husband is claiming she split with David Harbour because of his infidelity? I heard it was more that he didn’t wash his butt plugs on the regular, and she couldn’t abide the stank, as recounted in the 8th track of her latest release, “Wash Your Butt Plug You Dirty Bastard”. Honestly, look it up on the YouTube machine- It’s a real Pop classic, in the mould of Tears of a Clown.… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18040 Posted Wednesday at 18:08 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:08 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: I heard it was more that he didn’t wash his butt plugs on the regular, and she couldn’t abide the stank, as recounted in the 8th track of her latest release, “Wash Your Butt Plug You Dirty Bastard”. Honestly, look it up on the YouTube machine- It’s a real Pop classic, in the mould of Tears of a Clown.… Smears of the Brown 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted Wednesday at 18:12 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:12 4 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Smears of the Brown Wholly Holey. ( Rhythm and Poos at its finest). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27796 Posted Wednesday at 18:14 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:14 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: So Lily Allen who paid for sex whilst married to her first husband is claiming she split with David Harbour because of his infidelity? I don't think she's a pleasent person like, she admits that herself especially when she was on the drink and drugs. Doesn't mean he isn't a controlling monster either. There's some funny stuff in it like. They had an agreement it was an open marriage where it was okay to have sex as long as it was discrete and paid for. But she really kicks off when he plays TENNIS with his lover because in her view that constitutes emotional infidelity. Images of coming in from work seeing your wife getting shagged over the settee by a stranger and saying "Hi love". But find her in the tennis court "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLUT!!??!" Edited Wednesday at 18:15 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22510 Posted Wednesday at 18:15 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:15 17 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: So Lily Allen who paid for sex whilst married to her first husband is claiming she split with David Harbour because of his infidelity? You're saying that as if these are bad things Kev 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted Wednesday at 18:18 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:18 3 minutes ago, Renton said: Images of coming in from work seeing your wife getting shagged over the settee by a stranger and saying "Hi love". But find her in the tennis court "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLUT!!??!" Tbf, I’d make a proper racket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thebrokendoll 14280 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago On 17/12/2025 at 18:14, Renton said: I don't think she's a pleasent person like, she admits that herself especially when she was on the drink and drugs. Doesn't mean he isn't a controlling monster either. There's some funny stuff in it like. They had an agreement it was an open marriage where it was okay to have sex as long as it was discrete and paid for. But she really kicks off when he plays TENNIS with his lover because in her view that constitutes emotional infidelity. Images of coming in from work seeing your wife getting shagged over the settee by a stranger and saying "Hi love". But find her in the tennis court "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLUT!!??!" was in the black horse in cranham a little village near painswick midway between cheltenham and stroud on a sunny sunday afternoon about 6 or 7 years ago. kept looking at this lass convinced I knew her from somewhere, very likely from the rave scene I'd by then pretty much retired from. she knew I was looking at her and kept smiling back over. in the end I had to ask mrs tbd if we knew this lass and gestured over towards her, to which she replied, aye you stupid cunt, it's lily allen, everybody knows her, particularly here, it's where she lives. still convinced to this day that she was gagging for it mind. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18040 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 10 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: to which she replied, aye you stupid cunt, it's lily allen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14510 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 4 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: still convinced to this day that she was gagging for it mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63272 Posted 6 minutes ago Share Posted 6 minutes ago 5 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: very likely from the rave scene I'd by then pretty much retired from. "pretty much" retired from the rave scene at the age of 60. This cunt must look like Iggy Pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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