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5 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

So Lily Allen who paid for sex whilst married to her first husband is claiming she split with David Harbour because of his infidelity?

I heard it was more that he didn’t wash his butt plugs on the regular, and she couldn’t abide the stank, as recounted in the 8th track of her latest release, “Wash Your Butt Plug You Dirty Bastard”. 
 

Honestly, look it up on the YouTube machine- It’s a real Pop classic, in the mould of Tears of a Clown.…

 

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I heard it was more that he didn’t wash his butt plugs on the regular, and she couldn’t abide the stank, as recounted in the 8th track of her latest release, “Wash Your Butt Plug You Dirty Bastard”. 
 

Honestly, look it up on the YouTube machine- It’s a real Pop classic, in the mould of Tears of a Clown.…

 

 

Smears of the Brown :ninja:

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17 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

So Lily Allen who paid for sex whilst married to her first husband is claiming she split with David Harbour because of his infidelity?

 

I don't think she's a pleasent person like,  she admits that herself especially when she was on the drink and drugs. Doesn't mean he isn't a controlling monster either. 

 

There's some funny stuff in it like. They had an agreement it was an open marriage where it was okay to have sex as long as it was discrete and paid for. But she really kicks off when he plays TENNIS with his lover because in her view that constitutes emotional infidelity.

 

Images of coming in from work seeing your wife getting shagged over the settee by a stranger and saying "Hi love". But find her in the tennis court "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLUT!!??!"

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3 minutes ago, Renton said:

Images of coming in from work seeing your wife getting shagged over the settee by a stranger and saying "Hi love". But find her in the tennis court "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLUT!!??!"

Tbf, I’d make a proper racket. 

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On 17/12/2025 at 18:14, Renton said:

 

I don't think she's a pleasent person like,  she admits that herself especially when she was on the drink and drugs. Doesn't mean he isn't a controlling monster either. 

 

There's some funny stuff in it like. They had an agreement it was an open marriage where it was okay to have sex as long as it was discrete and paid for. But she really kicks off when he plays TENNIS with his lover because in her view that constitutes emotional infidelity.

 

Images of coming in from work seeing your wife getting shagged over the settee by a stranger and saying "Hi love". But find her in the tennis court "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLUT!!??!"

 

was in the black horse in cranham a little village near painswick midway between cheltenham and stroud on a sunny sunday afternoon about 6 or 7 years ago.

kept looking at this lass convinced I knew her from somewhere, very likely from the rave scene I'd by then pretty much retired from. she knew I was looking at her and kept smiling back over.

in the end I had to ask mrs tbd if we knew this lass and gestured over towards her, to which she replied, aye you stupid cunt, it's lily allen, everybody knows her, particularly here, it's where she lives.

still convinced to this day that she was gagging for it mind.

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5 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

very likely from the rave scene I'd by then pretty much retired from.

 

"pretty much" retired from the rave scene at the age of 60. This cunt must look like Iggy Pop. 

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