OTF

Can't unsee this now (though Pearson's head is larger and shoulders narrower).

What's going on with the left arm and hand? The arm is simultaneously bent forwards and backwards and the hand looks like one of those wooden things you dip in honey. Is it intentional that he looks like a plodding kid rather than a lean 6ft+ footballer. Does he have a rats tail? The number reeks of the dregs of the squad, which is actually a useful distraction from the awful attempt at stripes. Has the shadowey kid just thrown in the ball from the middle of the field, or is he preparing to catch it and storm off in a huff because the other kids aren't passing it? Or was it an attempt at a rabona that has sent the ball flying into orbit? Is one of the other kids wearing a fedora and suffering from dance fever? What's going on with the portion of the stadium? Otherwise it's bloody brilliant.

The tattooist should have given up on their dreams. Bruno when he sees it:

Not afraid of stating the truth.

Don't forget that we've not exactly set the world alight in our last two games. We looked second rate against Palace the entire game and the bottom team lead and created loads of chances against us at home. Not a single remaining game is straightforward for us.

Nah, Hall is actually playing now for real.

You'd kiss his rusty sheriff's badge

Reported

I am Alan Shearer's busted knee

Not the type of chocolate she'd been dreaming of.

Good for the kid, as it was a quality bit of defending.

Murphy is fouled by their player there, but who cares.

Matt Ritchie goal coming up