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Yeah am quite enjoying my new role identifying Gemmill's burner accounts. This one's a fuckin doozy, he's cosplaying yanky female data nerd with a pic of Damon Alban in a poxy Chelsea shirt from the 90s. He's hypothesizing that man utd are about to walk into one of the most common mistakes in football recruitment...they're basically buying the two outstanding players from last season but they're both anomalies; nothing in their history suggests they'll do it again... https://x.com/stuffsabsays/status/1929638965273154035?t=TFHbEkmArazJKiLBVc5p5g&s=19 So let's move on. Man Utd fans told us Ashworth, Wilcox and the drugs cheat were guaranteed to move them forward and that Yoro was a young Beckenbauer etc etc...if PiF finance this by buying their Bruno (he's absolutely key to them) and they remain in the bottom half of the table it's going to be even funnier than this season, the wages they must be offering will be even more crippling. This could properly finish them....

good work, if you can get it

Anybody heard from Wykiki? #thoughtsandprayers #cunts

It's a shame because he is clearly a good player, but I maintain that anyone choosing Man U over us (or quite a lot of other teams) currently is self-sorting into the "not worth our time" basket. Yes top players will always back themselves to succeed but they're picking a sinking ship because it was good a decade ago, they're either thick as pig shit or have terrible greedy advisors around them and we don't need that. There are other players.

How lucky can these cunts get!

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Yeah I'm not fussing over Mboomino or whoever in particular because that could all just be media noise about us being interested. But in general, there must obviously be frustration at the club about last summer and the continuous leadership turmoil at the club. That's why Howe must have made those comments. Whoever our real targets our, we cant sit around on our arses anymore. And with the time new recruits take to get upto speed on Howe's standards, we should be trying to get them in quickly anyway. That's all theory, people will say lots of moving pieces in reality etc and not easy to get difficult deals done but even though there's truth to that its clear we've not had clear alignment in the club and we need to act decisively like a trophy winning Champions league club now.

Howe chooses his words wisely, and the fact he publicly told the club they needed to do their business quickly is telling. Who knows how serious our interest was in Jonathan David, Joan Garcia, Liam Delap, Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbuemo, but every one of them has consistently been linked with us, and every one of them has agreed to go to a club that isn't NUFC within 2 days of the window opening. We are kidding ourselves if we think Howe isn't fizzing

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Honestly I’m not going to piss my pants over “targets” we don’t even know were really on our radar.

Why the fuck would he choose those losers? Obviously doesn’t have the stones to sign for a champions league club. Dodged a bullet

2 days in to the window and all our targets fucking off elsewhere. these cunts never heard of snooze yer lose?

Bit harsh. I was only giving my opinion.

short arse prick.

Mboomo is a fat cunt anyway. Never wanted him.

We’ve been linked with him but that’s not to say there was anything actually in it.

That won't happen as there'd be hell on in the media with Saudi Arabia's questionable human rights record, Man Utd wouldn't sell to them and the PL would probably block it or vote to block it or something?

Fernandes to Saudi for £100m+ most likely

We can sugar coat this all we want, but we've been linked with him for 6months and we've lost out on him to a team that finished 16th and isn't in Europe. It's been a dismal start to the window and we've got no clue who is leading on transfers.

Were the fuck are Man Utd getting this money from? It’ll be over a £110m for Cunha and Mbeumo.

Yeah it’s vague as fuck. Maybe Edwards and Hope etc who were reporting we were starting talks last week got that from his age and Ornstein got this from his agent too…? 🤷🏻‍♂️

What clubs that are like arsenal, us and Spurs were interested? It's not a great clue, why doesn't he just say who they were?