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I think we were trying to evolve into a more possession based side even before Isak disappeared up his own arse. I don't understand the Elanga transfer, but Ramsey, Thiaw, Ramsdale, Wissa, Woltemade all fit a more possession based side.

If Wissa is decent it will make a huge difference to our ability to use balls into the box. Woltemade, even more so now he is completely knackered, just isn't that player. Hopefully with someone making those runs Elanga and Gordon, but especially Murphy will become more effective and be able to feed them Could also leave a bit more space for us in midfield as well have pace in behind in the middle Even though it's been a hard watch I think its difficult to underestimate how damaging not having Wissa has been

There's something wrong. It's very likely the Isak hangover. We're still set up to feed him but we're trying to doing it in slow motion. Howe needs to change. He's a stubborn bastard. This isnt ideal in any way shape or form...

This is just a reboot of the “Would” meme, with added Chanclas

which is why most of us will be long gone before they decide on building a new stadium.

As much as Farage hates it, the UK is very left-leaning. Edinburgh is west of Bristol and Liverpool.

If you don't think of this country as vertical, and judge all other countries relatively, then I'd like to know why you hate your country so much.

As are we. Newcastle is West of Southampton.

No, because the new manager would wantvTo even more new players. I think you're getting WAY ahead of yourself with some of what you're suggesting. I think we have an ownership that think about things over a MUCH longer time horizon that most other owners. I don't think they'll make any rash decisions based on short term concers. They'll need Hopkinson and Wilson to be telling them that this is a hopeless situation, and we're a long way from that.

Right, that's enough of that. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

No one who was at this is being pathetically and performatively miserable about the current state of NUFC. We are quite shit atm though. Howe is now at a very tricky point due to losing the derby in the manner in which we did and subsequently some of the fanbase. His press conferences all sound the same and yesterday he did question the mentality of the players. If we need new players to play his new way is it cheaper to sack him?... The new DoF has a choice to make in what advice he gives to PiF . The club may need to go in a slightly different direction with a coach with a different approach. They'll probably wait and see how this season pans out. But wtf do I know?...

So what you're saying is that the postman got a snap of you knocking one out to Loose Women on a Tuesday afternoon?

‘D YP

Postman delivered a parcel for me and obtained an exceptional “proof of delivery photo”. I nearly fell of my chair

I don't know what we're talking about, and I'm scared to ask.

In fairness to the postman, he did catch “some” of the parcel, but in fairness, the opportunity presented itself and he covered himself in glory

Is that an ejaculatory euphemism?

you should see the proof of delivery I got yesterday

Lowdown One of the best things Ive seen all year, proper southern noir, straight out of the Coen brothers playbook Ethan Hawke was born to play the lead in this and the support cast are all magnificent Its also hilarious, not a wasted line And bonus Killer Mike as underground newspaper owner

The scene of many a BIG TELLY WANK! No wonder you feel bad about sitting there.

I was young and full of hope then. I wouldn’t trudge anywhere but the sofa to watch us the way we’re playing.

Nice one Renton - must be really welcome to know that's one less thing to worry about.

Just cast your mind back to when you were trudging through the 80s. That should put things back into perspective.

Nice one, it seems as though the job market is absolutely brutal at the moment so that is very good news.