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Jesus christ what the fuck is that?

Over broken glass.

Could be worse, lads.

next time keith.... buy 4 remoulds and drive faster.

Get yer sou’wester on, she wants to call in to Peover on the way back.

My reputation precedes me.

Let me guess- he’s from Wideopen?

The human Glade air-unfreshener. Pffft.

@Howmanheyman- how’s the eyesight these days?

Tell there's only room for one clit hero this weekend.

Me and Mrs. F. are having a filthy weekend away at Fingringhoe. We might stop at Clitheroe on the way.

Soz. I feel a bit deflated now, tbh.

That looks class. It'll be full of Tory cunts, but a lovely place. I had a week down there, staying at an Airbnb in Piddlehinton. Fucking Piddlehinton!

That's the most slanderous thing yet!

Ironic that the most famous baked goods advert ever is on a street originally built by some royal lad who burnt cakes.

True, but the "woke generation" are going back in time and pulling people on behaviour so its right up their street.

alreet, toonpack

The Labrador stops licking their face.

That reminds me of the bloke who does the cleaning at my local. He's deaf and unable to speak and got stung by a hornet. Interesting observation.

Bet you’ve already read up on how much a silver back can deadlift

I'm sure they sit. There could be turds all over their bathroom otherwise.

I considered the sniff test, but I thought it would be too easy to misjudge and be left with shit on your nose. And how does a blind person know when they've finished washing shit off their nose?