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South Shields, actually. Closet nothing, just an all around great bloke.

Santa Eulalia in Ibiza is canny. Its quiet and Spanish compared to the other parts of Ibiza. We have been a few times and are off again in September. Has a beautiful marina with restaurants about. or Sardinia. Been to Porto Cervo and that's beautiful

You and CT. Both from Boldon way originally. Both closet mackems.

Can anyone recommend me somewhere for a week in late June? Just me and the bairn (16) once his exams are finished. Neither of us like other people’s kids so ideally somewhere quiet in the Med, preferably a decent standard hotel all-inclusive in a small coastal bay. Not particularly bothered about there being loads of sightseeing but we both like a boat trip. Just really need to get away and the bairn has a brutal exam timetable and has worked his arse off so deserves a break when it’s all done. Thank you nicely 😘

I'm just able to rise above it, lads. I'm SORRY you aren't as good as me.

Aye. Some people have short memories like. Alright, more like don't have long (over decade long) memories.

Looks like Huijsen is going to Real

Exactly who I was thinking of when reading HMHM’s post

Nah.

Bet he's got a 60 inch OLED TV too.

The locals wouldn't talk to gemmill tbh.

Not out of choice tho is it? #register

Rents is about to sell your story to the Daily Mail, 'Layabout who can't hold down a job and his benefits claimant wife (TOO ILL TO WORK!) enjoy five star luxury Mediterranean break - at YOUR expense'. He's gone very right wing these days.

I have no kids and only go to adult only hotels. 😎

Fuck off.

I've got two kids under eight and have been for a week in a 5* all inclusive hotel in each of the last two years without any kids. Just to really pile on your misery.

Coast wankers tbh, they were scraping a living fishing for herring not too many years ago now they're Lah-di-da. Fucking cod heeds.

Not at all. Just jealous as fuck. I once went 5 star before kids, seems like a very distant memory.

You're not allowed nice things according to Renton.

Of course it's all inclusive, don't normally do them but saved up for our silver anniversary so went the extra mile, normally prefer a private villa but due a change. Consider me the the bloke who saved his money but had his bait in a sunblest bag who the bairns called 'bogey'. It's all about dignity, Mon Ami!

"Alreet bonny lad, non of that Fanta Naranja lark shite, get some of that Say-Vay-Tha in there" "¿Señor de la cerveza?" "Easy for yee to say" "Chop on now lad, its Fiesta time" "Señor, es Siesta?" "Aye aye, jog on Pedro"

I'm still amazed that 1) HMHM is at a hotel which has a minibar 2) the minibar (now) has more than 1 type of local beer and 3) he can afford to drink from said minibar. If you're about to tell me it's all inclusive and included I'm reassessing my life.

Dan Burn should be in the players list imo