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Who’s the cunt beside Schar in the beige jacket?

Craig Hope reckons Mitchell is waiting in the tunnel in Speedos and Ray Bans holding an NUFC beach towel, and he's coming out to sunbathe on the centre spot.

What an amazing season. They weren't at their best today. But what a team.

He was still insanely handsome with a tooth knocked out. It’s no wonder Wyki lets him plug his missus tbh.

The results that have happened btw that some insisted were impossible. Was it @OTFtold me there was NO CHANCE that Man United beat Villa.

It's astonishing that Man U, of all teams, came through. That was absolutely rubbish though. Big overhaul needed in the summer.

Wilson is in bits. Feel bad for slating him for the last few months now. The gorgeous cunt.

How can Wilson still look so handsome whilst crying?

Yeah terrible performance but deserved it over the season Best season of our lifetimes. Time to celebrate

The bloody bastards Everton came to play and played well to be frank. Thankfully and luckily it hasn't cost us.

I reckon playing the extra man would probably be a good strategy, tbh

Brighton absolutely paggering a European Champion only to miss out on Europe anyway

Probably the least likely set of results for us to get it, but not complaining. Thank fuck that's over.

Phenomenal. Now time for the hot Mitch summer.

We should play 3-5-3 for as long as we can get away with it.

No it wasn't. It was an appalling experience because of what was riding on it. We didn’t play amazing but you cannot win them all. We deserve the Champions League and that is all that matters.

In laws are fuming, makes it sweeter

Champions League lads! We did the hard way (as per usual). What a season. CT was right about today btw. He said we were no hope. And boy did we play like it. Pity CT forgot that ManU are mint.

Things we learned today (but really already new) 1. Don’t play 3-5-3 again. 2. Stop playing Willock or Wilson. 3. Osula is a major threat going forward so play him. 4. Harvey Barnes doesn’t work on the right for some weird reason.

We've done it, so no more moaning about today. We've won a cup and got back into the CL. Fucking brilliant. Forget about today, that's an incredible season.

Never in doubt here.

I wonder if Howe was trying to get Wilson his 50th Newcastle goal giving him all this time on the pitch for no return and denying Osula the valuable minutes. Strange feeling celebrating after a performance like that.

I didn’t even process the link with 'their star' Diallo. Strange that I genuinely think it will taint the weekend for a lot of them.

Who’s your next Messiah, Aston Villa? Lenny Henry?