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Where? tbf theres little to no value shopping in the PL without release clauses anyway, I wouldn't expect us to be doing it much.

Ten hag to replace Xabi Alonso at Leverkusen. My first thought was "oh its be great if they played man u next season" but of course they cant

Well this is now confirmed.

There'd be nothing to talk about had we just won. It's quite obviously a wider conspiracy between the media, ourselves, the referees, the premier league, other team's players, Don J Trump, Elon Musk, Ms Gordon's upper deck and the secret Tyneside business cabal. All masterminded by Yasir Al-Rumayyan with Barry Moat the man on the ground up North, Emi Martinez covering the midlands, Amad Diallo in Manchester and Nicholas Jackson responsible for London. It couldn't be anymore obvious.

Cunha to man u for 60 odd million confirmed. That'll sort them out.

And you can stick your facepalm emoji up your sad mackem bastard arse as well

I appreciate that you’re at least as dense as a neutron star. But, given you were outed as a tragic mackem cunt years ago, and we’ve just capped our best season in at least a couple of generations by qualifying (AGAIN) for a competition you can barely dream of getting near, precisely what the fuck are you hoping to get out of this ridiculous pretence?

It’s fucking mental, man. If it was that simple, even just in the context of the final round of matches, all we’d have had to have done is made sure we’d won

I should have clarified that I didn’t sing it in the pub in question with THOSE FUCKING CUNTS. I sang one line of it as pisstake when I got back to the hotel pool to the embarrassment of my eldest.

So it’s nailed on

About as much chance as I have of licking Ana De Armas out

Ramsey. He’s a much better Willock. Sell the latter to whoever is daft enough to have him

Insane 4D chess from Howe to purposefully lose because he’d already paid Villa’s keeper to get himself sent off but also to bribe the refs to disallow their goal or something? Hard to keep up these days. And, if, we could bribe the refs, why on earth would we make it so hard for ourselves on the last day ?

It's the right decision according to the rules.

I DIDNT SEE A SINGLE SECOND OF THIS GAME AND I DONT GIVE A HOT SWEATY FUCK. GET ME ON THAT PLANE TO WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS WE’RE GOING

Does anyone have a link to that fan fury nonsense from Youtube for the Villa match? Asking for a friend.

Surprised no one's brought this up tbh. Who was the manager of Bournemouth who got relegated on the back of this fuck up? Did he lodge a formal complaint with the premier league?

Martinez just been photographed after a short drive up north

First 11 players starts with Botman Hall Tino Bruno Tonali Joelinton Isak Willing to see new signings come in and push those omitted into wider squad roles. Not sure Barnes takes us into the next level and not sure what’s happened to Gordon. If Howe thinks he can get him firing again, great, if not, maybe cash in.

At the time Villa scored the goal, they were qualifying for the CL. They then proceeded to lose their heads. Had they not done so, and instead drawn and qualified, would they still have complained? Would they fuck!

I dont really want us to sign more keepers we need shut of a few first but aye I'd take him for a couple of years, he's a total bellend but hes an excellent keeper.

Howay the Wencastle Undy!

As much of a cunt as he is, would you take Martinez? Obviously would take Rogers, Bailey or Ramsay but can't see us getting anyone from them

All ready for next season

Yesh, I had a back and forth with a "we blew it nugget" it's incomprehensible tbh.