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Good to see Harry Kane getting a run out for England tonight, gives Tuchel a chance to have a look at him.

Tommy Robinson been let out for good behaviour?

Mam writing into the school when she forgot to wash your PE kit vibes.

Top trolling, Dortmund…

There very obvious tweaks that make this work though. Play Gordon high and wide on the left, hall to cut inside into midfield. Play Pedro right but playing inside leaving loads of room on the right for Tino to overlap. Gives us loads of 3rd man runs in the attacking third, but a solid defensive structure. If and big if, the players press properly and have the conditioning to get back when the press doesn’t work. Also lets Murphy be a big change when he comes on as an out and out winger.

Someone check Gemmill is OK.

He's a bit of a talker of shite is Mr Bailey.

😂

"Ladies and gentlemen, Jackie Shiter has now left the building, fangoo'ver-much."

“the more I think about this entirely fictitious scenario that could only ever exist in my head, the more I think it could be true”

Curling out a Big Hunk o' Love there

Apparently he usually wore it flat, Mr. Logic style… … but the pic was taken after he’d laid his cable, tried to wipe his arse with his hands, then had a brief moment of clarity and sat with his head in his hands…

He’s hardly played on the right though?

The haircut and never living down a shite. Maybe we should let them have Elvis lads. They ARE elvis.

I imagine this means we are in for Elanga OR Pedro rather than both

That haircut is still the most embarrassing thing about that photo

The fucking size of this lad’s hooter!

Was taking the absolute piss out of them when he did as we IIRC

facial recognition at the turnstiles won't be used on fans but only to allow entry for people who work at the stadium. aye, ok. it's a knocking bet though that'll be introduced (by bizarre coincidence obviously)at about the same time as you'll need to include a passport/driving licence photo of yourself when renewing a season ticket/membership. and it'll be in place at sjp long before the foundations start getting dug for a new ground.

Saved two pens against the mackems - that'll do for me [/RTG]

How many goals did Burnley concede last season? 10? I appreciate it's the championship but still He must be decent.