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What rayley happened....

Ease off the chippy teas and stop talcing your hoop. They might come back.

It’s been 15 minutes since Wykiki has posted some foreign lad guessing shit. His lass has definitely batted his phone in to the spermy soup he’s sitting and fucked off to the pub in the huff.

Was that you, I was sitting in the garden with our lass and commented how we very rarely hear crickets around here.

I was on your estate the other day IN SHORTS. You're lucky you weren't out with your dog otherwise you'd have had a wet daydream.

Stood in Co. Durham ... with an NE9 post code. Honestly man, these fucking idiots

I enjoyed the Geordie Journos episode where one of them branded Romano "a tit".

Is it the knees by any chance ?

Some suggestion that personal terms were agreed quite some time ago and it's been a timing thing. In other words after the end of June. Quite how Romano can claim a player has agreed personal terms but a fee isn't agreed is anyone's guess. Actually, it's his guess.

Myp

I think it was @spongebob toonpantsmentioned it, and I'm currently enjoying For All Mankind. It's a reimagining of the space race where the Russians pip the Yanks to the moon, and then you go through the next decades with them wanting to be first to discover water and establish a base on the moon etc. I assume we're working our way towards Mars eventually. It's worth it just for the lass who plays astronaut Tracey Stevens.

Are they fucking serious? I mean I couldn't stand either pairing but Neville & Irwin and Dixon & Winterburn were in a completely different universe to Trent & Robertson.

DURHAM road marra.

Duuuude… chiiiillllll… Like, maaan, relaaaax, y’know?

"Nearly at the top, marra! FTM!" "FTM! Ah bet the Mags couldn't climb up Penshaw monument like us? Gerrin!"

Lads, again this is @thebrokendoll

Again, me or WWG?

Fyp

It's a bit worrying to be honest, he's stopped calling the folks at his work cunts as well, somethings amiss.

That's no place for a circumcision.

Iim half cut in a hot tub in the lakes 😂😜

Is this what wykiki has been like while I'm away. Just posting random foreign shit with the word Newcastle in it. The new Polarboy.

Only provided you're wearing lycra, err... I mean NOT wearing lycra. (Cough, ahem).