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The plan worked. Somewhere in Heaven some puppies and sick children (they didn’t make it) are high fiveing.

https://x.com/sportingminute/status/1803148266038763713?t=HqYbK1e1L1_vcBNdTtoLwg&s=08

Puff

Roberto Martinez is total dogshit.

He wishes 😘

5live, Ronaldo not getting the service. Some quality in that Portuguese side but they're just trying to accommodate a static number seven up front.

Apparently he's 'done with social media' probably got the best Joey, it's a little too expensive for you

I know this isn't the point of the story, but if you're ever forced to break at Peterborough services while doing that route, holler and I'll pop over and buy a coffee for you and whoever you've got tied up in the back at the time

I want Pepe to see his usual red card plus Ronaldo and Fernandes start crying as usual.

Made carbonara for the Fists tonight. Having been awake sine since 9pm last night, I may have accidentally necked the better part of a bottle of wine in the process. Guaranteed Kip tonight, though.

Looks like Noam Chomsky has died.

Evening custard tits. I’ve no idea what any of the above means

He’s been over indulged by a complicit media in the same way Johnson was

"Neyal goes to sto-ak and Potter prefers Leicester? What the fuck is going on, eya, like?"

Carol Vorderman. https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1780565996853506523?s=46&t=w4r-LqU0SUcmGlTte5DwxQ I’ll have two large ones from the top, and a couple of small ones from below please Carol. Giddup!

Doubt it’s a real account but that doesn’t make ‘her’ profile any less funny:

Allergic reaction to his daughter’s snatch.

What the fuck. Has he been stung by a giant wasp or something.

This lass can't have met wykiki.

Your ex said much the same on her OF. Mid rattle.