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the mackem pronunciation of practically every topic there is very funny

Starting new posts on the same topic is mackem behaviour if you ask me 😀

🎵 What's in your head? In your heeeaad, Dipshit, dipshit, diiipshit, shit, shit, shit? 🎶

And everyone at Gate 33 ⅓rd stood up and applauded

Just thought it was time for a change.

Why aye.

Still down, consortium of corrupt maghackers evidently.

It's down again. Which seems apt.

Also...compleytley unrelayahted. Is tha a Brighthouse for premeyeh leygue footballers? Weh bought weh pink seyts for 50p a weyk over 650 months. Ah was howahpin' there'd bey summin' simileh for playehs.

What are the PL rules on maximum number of loan players in the squad? Asking for a marra.

Some people struggle to interpret body language , and this would be a great example to help them out. “ See all those lads in the white tops?” ” Aye” ” Every single one of them is thinking - ‘This bloke’s patter stinks as bad as his nappy, please make it stop.’ Ok?” ” Aye”

The paper he wrote that Isak was a poor signing on: My book of what a proper legend I am: Mine's empty.