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Missus is in tears. Convinced the result means MGW will be replacing KDB at Man City. Ive been told I’m not to moan about our predicament in any way, even after today’s result. She’s got a point, like…

Fucking keep showing Gordon’s lass from the shoulders up.

Sticking his beach umbrella in like Graeme Souness at Fenerbahce.

Dick Emery not happy with the ref

Wifey? Is that you?

MC Tazo.

Spot on. For a change, Pickford was mentally in the game. Moyes clearly has changed the mindset of the club and given the journey they have been on, having the sliders on for the last game of the season seemed unlikely. In some respects, this is what we need, the reality check that we need to strengthen further in the summer to build on what has been another fantastic season under Howe.

Now for a big summer. Long overdue minor overhaul needed

Who’s the cunt beside Schar in the beige jacket?

Craig Hope reckons Mitchell is waiting in the tunnel in Speedos and Ray Bans holding an NUFC beach towel, and he's coming out to sunbathe on the centre spot.

What an amazing season. They weren't at their best today. But what a team.

He was still insanely handsome with a tooth knocked out. It’s no wonder Wyki lets him plug his missus tbh.

The results that have happened btw that some insisted were impossible. Was it @OTFtold me there was NO CHANCE that Man United beat Villa.

It's astonishing that Man U, of all teams, came through. That was absolutely rubbish though. Big overhaul needed in the summer.

Wilson is in bits. Feel bad for slating him for the last few months now. The gorgeous cunt.

How can Wilson still look so handsome whilst crying?

Yeah terrible performance but deserved it over the season Best season of our lifetimes. Time to celebrate

The bloody bastards Everton came to play and played well to be frank. Thankfully and luckily it hasn't cost us.

I reckon playing the extra man would probably be a good strategy, tbh

Brighton absolutely paggering a European Champion only to miss out on Europe anyway

Probably the least likely set of results for us to get it, but not complaining. Thank fuck that's over.

Phenomenal. Now time for the hot Mitch summer.

We should play 3-5-3 for as long as we can get away with it.

No it wasn't. It was an appalling experience because of what was riding on it. We didn’t play amazing but you cannot win them all. We deserve the Champions League and that is all that matters.

In laws are fuming, makes it sweeter