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jawline, mouth, nose, forehead, even tits are comparable in size. coincidence or not?

has this cunt finished his feasibility study yet?

Nah marra FYP, they just needed an extra signature when signing the giro so saved on the taxi fare

More bright pink muffin tops than a mackem bakery.

I was just getting mildly excited / feeling happy about the nice weather and the forecast for the coming days. Then the inevitable reaction of the Palmersville locals popped into my head.

I've left out the bit where Keyth sparks all four of them out. Because it's a given.

MLF'dYP

Is this off the Interpol CP site?

DIY? Looks like you made the butties, with the kitchen axe, and bought the rest at Boldon Asda… “ Homemade afternoon tea, couldn’t be arsed!”

The shirt with the old badge is £85, the player issue shirt with the new badge is £140. Would sir like the interest free credit facility?

"Keyth! Calling Keyth! There's been 3 (three) parents spotted collecting their kids on a hot afternewn wearing theya mag tops, repeayt, theya wa wearing tha mag tops. Over "

Beat me to it.

For one?

DIY afternoon tea

Getting married outside the call centre they work at?

'Those filthy mags always wearing their shirts'. Meanwhile, on Wearside: I'm not sure what's classier, the football top or his sister's tits spilling out of her dress.

Well that's thoroughly underwhelming. Looks like a Turkey special FFS

"Dear Keyth, Thank you for yeh letter dayated 19/06/2025 appeyling yeh speyding awarahness course. Unfortunateley, we cannit rescind the points and give yeh a reyfund. Apparentley, trying to tak ewt a mag in a tewn top in South Sheylds on a Wens'dah afternewn is not just cause for deyin fiftey two in a twentey. Dinnit ask ez why, marra. It's a shayam an'aarl coz ah hate the mags. See yeh at the course, marra. Careful of the wandering mags ewtside when ya gerrin the car park. Last thing yeh neyd is another three points. PS: As an aside the premeyeh leygue dinnit allow yeh to transfer them to the club either. Ah na weh neyd all the help wa can get."

They're trialling the new badge.

Had to google that.

What's it supposed to be? A combination of the 97/98 and 98/99 away shirts?

It could be worse, it's better than the original that's for sure. (Also better than the now perma-green shit we're obliged to have).

It looks quite nice, but feels like a bit of a cop out.