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That sounds like a job for raspberry jam.

Thread Obviously there's a bit of good fortune for them as he wasn't with the squad.

Someone should curl one out on his coffee table and write DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE in it.

It looks like Man Utd got butt fucked as usual but somehow came out with some points.

Fuck. Me. It's gonna be a long transfer window init?

Aye, it'll be a real dampener on their season if they lose to this turgid ManU team in a cup final. They'll be up for it and smash them hopefully.

Bruno waving to the fans at the end has set the cat amongst the pigeons. Howe having to caution against reading anything into it, but doesn't sound entirely certain himself.

bbc final score currently indulging in the most nauseating red dipper/klopp love in on a scale which shouldn't really be surprising. but by god it is. understand this you cunts, everybody but you and the self entitled despise lfc. hope no fucker pays your television licence ever again. fuck off horse mouth, you won't be missed.

There’s always part of you that worries Man United will win next week but City are machines when it comes to games like that. You’ve got to think it’ll be a comfortable win. Rodri should bully them

I meant 2026/27

I've just checked in was 1977

A season when we've had to go up against almost everything that lady luck and more have had to throw against us. 7th is pretty decent. Slightly disappointing in the end since we were in the driving seat barely a week ago, but we gota keep perspective. Back Howe in the market, he's what makes this team what it is. He's the man who'll get us that first trophy. Brilliant season coming up.

We’d be in the Europa League the following season at worst, if we won it next year

Not sure / haven’t checked but I’d assumed it was then and the one season in the 70s Man Utd spent in the old second division.

Newcastle Utd. Europa Conference League Winners 2025. and 2026.

First time since the 1970s wasn't it ?

I’d want Man City to win anyway but I really hope they do us a favour next week. It would be just like Man Utd to win it though. However finishing above we them for the first time in the PL-era feels significant

There is genuine fear in this household that it’s going to find its way north. Not by me like, I’m a good few clem overweight so it would be a nice little kickstart to a diet for me

I had that cryptospyridium thing a few years back. It was fucking BRUTAL. Feel for the poor cunts that have got it coming out their taps.

hang it tills it's gasping for breath. stretch it till it's all but dismembered. disembowel it. behead the fucker. chop the cunt up and stick the bloodied parts on the city walls. fucking abomination and an insult to all those who really love football.

That Arsenal fan has a right to cry. This was their chance before we go full tilt next season

No lasagne in the leadup.

Brighton laid down for Chelsea and Man U exactly as predicted by someone on here. Somehow the 1bn frauds manage to sneak above us - but Man U, for the first time, can properly know their new place in the PL. Now Pep's lads just need to do the business and we're off to a bunch of places we've never heard of, playing in a competition we might very well win. Brilliant season, had some seriously dodgy bits in the middle there, but we've come out the other end looking like a top-class side. Full credit to Howe once more. We've come up against it this season and still performed brilliantly.

Man City’s entire squad getting cryptosporidiosis the day before the final is what our luck is made of today if we’re being honest.