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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. The Run In

    Craig,
    • 24 replies
    • 157 views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  4. Eddie's wounded animals v the morlocks Sun 22 Mar - midday kick off

    Dr Gloom,
    • 10 replies
    • 100 views
    strawb
    strawb

  5. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.2k replies
    • 115.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  6. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.6k replies
    • 1.5m views
    Alex
    Alex

  7. Freddie Mercury, Montserrat Caballé and Manuel from Fawlty Towers yellow card avoiding Barthelona v Rock steady Eddie's Black and White heroic men mountains. 17.45 KO at Camp Nou, Referee, Homer Simpsoños, linesmen Esteban Wonderamos and Raymondo Carlos.

    Howmanheyman,
    • 543 replies
    • 4.8k views
    tooner
    tooner

  8. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 97.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  9. Evolve or Rebuild

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 9 replies
    • 93 views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  10. Newcastle United vs The Visitors, Sunday 22nd March 2026, 12pm, St James's Park. Away seats to be coated in Teflon for easy cleaning.

    Dazzler,
    • 5 replies
    • 84 views
    NEBRO
    NEBRO

  11. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 17 replies
    • 430 views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  12. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.7k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Alex
    Alex

  13. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  14. Pooweh Troll Attempt, Marra’s

    DeeBlair,
    • 105 replies
    • 754 views
    Rosco
    Rosco

  15. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 77 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  16. Jacob Ramsey

    Duffman,
    • 80 replies
    • 10.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  17. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.9k replies
    • 574.3k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  18. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 925 replies
    • 49.8k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  19. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 375 replies
    • 21.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  20. Pwoppa Nawtee financial irregularities Corrupt Rent Boys FC v The Righteous Black and White Novocastrians who are very much United. 17.30 at 'The Bridge'* (*twinned with David Mellor).

    Howmanheyman,
    • 427 replies
    • 4k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  21. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 379 replies
    • 32.2k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  22. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 108.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  23. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 182 replies
    • 10.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  24. Jacob Murphy

    Park Life,
    • 345 replies
    • 32.1k views
    OTF
    OTF

  25. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 6.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  26. Chelsea vs Newcastle

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 12 replies
    • 217 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  27. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  28. What’s been happening I was having a shit?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 1 reply
    • 57 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  29. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 42 replies
    • 557 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  30. Unsteady Eddie's Camp Nowts vs. Handsome Hansi's Herr Flickers ⚽ Tue 10.03.2026 @ SJP, 8pm. CL Last 16, First Leg

    Meenzer,
    • 460 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  31. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 174.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  32. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 219 replies
    • 11.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  33. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3k replies
    • 125.7k views
    NEBRO
    NEBRO

  34. Fuck me I forgot , I’ve been on the bog all day bunged up to fuck. Anyway it’s us vs them cunts AGAIN!! I need a break never mind the players. ALSO 8PM KO

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 363 replies
    • 2.9k views
    OberynM
    OberynM

  35. Ffs another one! EH’s damp squids vs another north east Man u arselicker’s on the up team. Please make it stop we need a break soon. Wednesday night.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 594 replies
    • 5.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  36. The game tonight, what's everyone's thoughts ??

    Toonpack,
    • 6 replies
    • 79 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  37. Premiership footballers and where they're from

    Guest LeazesLad,
    • 22 replies
    • 9.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  38. Big Willy Osula

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 79 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  39. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 385 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  40. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

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