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  1. Park Seung-soo

    Duffman,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  2. Οδυσσέας Βλαχοδήμος

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 29 replies
    • 2k views
    Blastronaut
    Blastronaut

  3. GAZUMPED, y'fuckas!!

    Howmanheyman,
    • 61 replies
    • 6.8k views
    Craig
    Craig

  4. Friendlies 2025

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 545 replies
    • 17k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  5. Allan Saint-Maximin

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 104k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  6. Other Games 2024-25

    Howmanheyman,
    • 5.1k replies
    • 296.2k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  7. Joselu

    ewerk,
    • 144 replies
    • 24.9k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  8. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7.4k replies
    • 630.1k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  9. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 78 replies
    • 6.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  10. Joey Barton

    Whitey,
    • 73 replies
    • 8.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  11. ekitike

    thebrokendoll,
    • 269 replies
    • 9.3k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  12. Asia pre-season games

    sammynb,
    • 14 replies
    • 475 views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  13. Scheduled Maintenance - Week Starting the 7th of July

    Andrew,
    • 62 replies
    • 2.5k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  14. Callum Wilson

    wykikitoon,
    • 366 replies
    • 28.9k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  15. Trappatoni: Given as good as Buffon

    Guest Stevie,
    • 61 replies
    • 3.9k views
    LondonBlue
    LondonBlue

  16. Gary Speed

    paddy,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.1k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  17. darren eales....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 101 replies
    • 6.3k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  18. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. New Cunts

    The Fish,
    • 18 replies
    • 1k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  19. The almost daily "Distraction From The Boardroom Shit-Housery" thread

    The Fish,
    • 324 replies
    • 11.8k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  20. The wizard 🧙‍♂️

    Baybelter,
    • 12 replies
    • 638 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  21. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 24/25

    Andrew,
    • 24 replies
    • 4.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  22. Sir Eddie’s club legends v Everton - long to reign over us

    Dr Gloom,
    • 16 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  23. We need a new match thread

    Andrew,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  24. Eddie Howes Champions League Certainty Mags vs a whiny bastards gaggle of boring, strikerless nerds who we've beaten three times already this season, arsenal.

    Andrew,
    • 76 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  25. The Run-In

    Gemmill,
    • 165 replies
    • 8.3k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  26. Dan Ashworth

    sammynb,
    • 61 replies
    • 4.2k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  27. Eddie Howes Champions League Chasing, Six Pointer Winning Mags vs absolutely not still a russian asset, no sir not us, make america great again comrade...Chelsea

    Andrew,
    • 432 replies
    • 15.2k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  28. Eddies play shit n win or play well n lose mags vs Cole Palmer

    Andrew,
    • 430 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  29. Newcastle owner Mike Ashley shelves plans for statue of Alan Shearer

    Scottish Mag,
    • 379 replies
    • 32.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  30. Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour

    Dr Gloom,
    • 474 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  31. Lloyd Kelly

    wykikitoon,
    • 42 replies
    • 3.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  32. This season

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 33 replies
    • 1.9k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  33. Eddie Howes Dross Relegating Mags vs brighton who I think are still chasing europe?

    Andrew,
    • 528 replies
    • 17.4k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  34. The missing star!

    MiniMarvels,
    • 2 replies
    • 401 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  35. Eddies (please be Eddies) bouncing back mags vs Ipswich who are pretty much already down.

    Andrew,
    • 373 replies
    • 12k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  36. Aston Villa v Sir Eddie’s free-scoring sausage-shakers - Scatter his enemies

    Dr Gloom,
    • 120 replies
    • 5.7k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  37. Newcastle Fans: What Do You REALLY Think of PIF’s Ownership? 🗣️

    jaja03,
    • 11 replies
    • 690 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  38. The real United v Manchester reds - Thy choicest gifts in store

    Dr Gloom,
    • 425 replies
    • 15.5k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  39. Harvey Barnes

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 46 replies
    • 2.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  40. Clearout needed

    LeazesMag,
    • 13 replies
    • 2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

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