geordieshandy

Damn and I was wanting to emigrate to Fiji and start a sheep farm.

But what if you were really really really cold?

confused.com ????? yours or TL's ??? TL, I'd only ever shit meself on purpose.

As opposed to the shitty mess I was dealing with in the pj's

But more to the point, was it on purpose?

Straight to the wheelie bin I would have thought, divin't particularly want to have another shitty mess in me shower.

When correct course of action would be what exactly? Stay wearing them? Roll around a little? Like a pig in shit perhaps?

Watched "Very Bad Things" on Sunday night, canny good but fairly gruesome.

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. I dunno mate, most of the accountancy do's I've been to have been fairly tame affairs. Not boring or owt (after all, I was there ) but not a lot of shenanigans. Apart from that one time when this Scottish slut called Debbie with biiiiiig wabs decided to straddle one of the partners laps at the Christmas do, and do some grinding on him, and drape her impressive cleavage in his face. She might have got away with it if he hadn't been sat right next to his astonished wife. You see, this is why I am going to be an accountant.

Got two copies when it first came out, one for the bog, one to give to me brother for his christmas box.

I feel a little bit sick to be honest. Hyem time I reckon, then swift pint and a martini (shaken, not stirred).

Have I missed it?

If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema. Ah but he didn't. It was a group order. Keep up, Sandra! Never touch another man's naan. There's a lesson there for us all.

If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema.

Hot dogs? Hamburgers? A fucking sandwich for Pete's sake.

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her. What are you going to see SLP? 3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti.

With Duncan? But their last film was shite, all that alien bollocks. Should leave it to the folk who know best and stick to their crap TV.

Good stuff marra! I've always believed she warranted a second chance if only on account of her foam party photographs! apparently her mate had been slagging me off more and then mixed up one of her lies about me, Vic spotted it and pressed her a bit more on it. They had a huge argument about how Vic should trust Ellie because Ellie hasn't ever lied to her like everyone else.... safe to say they're not so close anymore and Vic has apologised, but made it clear that if I hadn't lost my temper it would have been sorted out ages ago... so alls well and all that jazz it's weird though, I'm actually tempted to take her to meet the folks when I go back up to Newcastle for my Dads surprise retirement/60th party next weekend.. Isn't that called "redundancy" or "getting sacked"

Theres a new Burrita Bar in town according to GRT from NO Where? And who's GRT? Click-me-do Don't know how upto date this is mind. Can't believe that mate, it's got Big Lukes down as "Tex-Mex", when it should be down as "Shite you wouldn't eat if you dying of starvation with the added bonus of being shoved in the back by some massive fat bloke going for his umpteenth portion of "chicken" wings"

Isn't even a Chiquitos in town any more and the one in the Metro has the slowest most incompontent bunch of bastards serving that I have ever come across. Nearest to that type of fodder is probably Blue Coyote, which is great.

I've only read parts of both but it's the additions to SBR's book that i'm basing my opinion on, so i don't get your point. Sorry it was directed at Leazes, who claim Robson's comments in his book are the work of some devil possessed no nowt who wants his own back on his ex-employers, but gladly quotes Keegan's biography like it's gospel and can't be denied.

So Keegan's book is ok to be quoted from and are the whole and total truth and the quotes from Sir Bobby's book aren't worth shit? OK.

It's mint like or something. NOT.

You're not immune either. Does neeone work till 5 any more?

Neer a truer word spoken. Liquid Lunch Friday methinks I thought that was Slavery tbh No, I don't go in for slavery of a Friday.