geordieshandy

That's how I entertain the troops in the pub. It inspires wide eyed awe from everyone in the vicinity. Sorry for being daft here, but what exactly is a "crunch". I thought it was a chocolate bar. Hmm, I think we can see the problem. It actually looks like a half arsed sit up

Have you not got yourself a Flavour Shaker or however their called? You need one of them and a little man or big-assed lass to come round a give it six nowt on the bad boy to sort your chilli and fennel seeds. And fennel seeds are what you plant to grow fennel.

Sit ups won't shift your gut, in fact it'll probably make it look worse as they develop the muscles beneath the fat layer pushing the gut out further enabling you to do a marvelous pregnent impression when tensed. Crunches and cardio are the way forward.

James this season has been alright, being behind Campbell (who has been immense) has helped whereas Robinson has missed his leading centre half in King. Having Campbell to organise in front of him has taken a bit of the onus of James in my opinion. I wouldn't say either are the best dealing with crosses mind, but Robinson being a stone over weight sort of precludes him having to run and jump anywhere.

To be honest comparing the two is like chalk and cheese. Shola was kept on firstly because the coachs etc seem to rate him but also because of his size. As the big tall striker he is the best at the club at the moment (or only) whereas Chopra would be behind Owen and Martins in the reckoning should everyone be fit.

V600i - not bad, went a bit mental once over, didn't want to connect to nothing never, but seems to be ok at the minute.

Yes for the scenery/cameos, no for the acting/plot/etc.

Night out tomorrow, night in tonight - probably marking.

Agree with that. Didn't John Hall recently say we needed an active chief executive though? fat fred fancies himself as chairman, ceo, dof and manager. we should probably sack everyone and give him a crack at first team coach anarl He could use his Hundred Hand Slap to issue attacking instructions.

Aye. But you are allowed to use the "shift" key as well .

Burn Him. Watched his "Gathering" show last night, tremendous. Coming to the Empire in May, I reckon it's worth a trip to the village.

Diego Almondo Maradona

Never heard Campbell express that or heard it reported like. I did hear he wasnt right in the head and that any sane person would not then move to Newcastle to resolve that one. Gemmill it was you who said that No no no, I constructed a Shepherd quote based on the claim, but the claim wasn't initially mine. Pity, it would have been the funniest thing you ever said! I can just picture the alledged meeting now. Not much room for a fly on the wall in that one.

our performance in the market is linked to our performance as a team / plc / sporting club The words you are grasping for are "Fucking" and "Dreadful". The order is up to yourself.

Whey if that's the standard then perhaps Vic's arguement stands.

Err Beckham. Admittedly that's due to his contract being up. And the only reason the Larsson one was known about so early on was because the Swedish season was over by that point.

I just took that as an example of Roeder sticking to his word tbh. I have no problem with him looking at obscure foreigners at all, although I had my reservations about this Piqilalidings guy. I think most people would be more than happy if we brought in some obscure players, either foreign or home based, as long as they produced the goods where it mattered.

Bobby's been at a few canny games with the Shepherds, this is certainly not a one off. Not that that confirms or denies what you are saying. Personally I don't think he'd do it, but I think it might be a good idea. What his overall input would be I'm not sure like.

Awooga is Fash

thats just great...another fkin defensive midfielder. Emre is this teams drive! He always wants to win and score, even when we're 3-0 up! Now dyer is our only creative mid.... if the deal goes through of course Is that why we've been flirting with relegation? Aye because he's in reverse. Or possibly park.

My apologies of course.

Racist

Sorry did I miss something

You know most people could though.. Perhaps ''I could rip that post apart if i was a twat'' wouldve done Would've Aye i know man Aye, I know, man.

aye and west ham. could be your proverbrial one season wonder. And going further back Ipswich. Quite a few teams seem to be able to surprise established teams in the first season and then get found out in the second.