geordieshandy

Neer a truer word spoken. Liquid Lunch Friday methinks

With those sort of comments you deserve a harsh hiding and no mistake.

Pre-requisite for progress into the second year at quite a few universities. I dropped it as soon as I could. Some people went on to study old Icelandic from that! Which f*cking universities and wht f*cking courses require a study of old english. Was thinking that? Fairly sure we didn't. O ye olde geare boxe fytted to yonder chariot allows transmyssion ofe power from the engyne (a maggycal thyng tis true) to the wheeles via also a driveshafte and a differentialle. A wonder it most surely is.

Only if you're Oirish. Or have I missed summat?

I disagree. Doherty and Barat were a partnership, wheras Simon wrote all the songs iirc. And Carl Barat isn't a dwarf.

Love that

Or download Gnu plot, it's canny

Do you mean plot a function in three dimensions Is this any help?

It's actually supposed to be straw coloured, clear is an indication of over hydration.

I don't think it would be too far from the truth to say that your mother, brother and cousin actually MEMORISE entire episodes of Terry Wogan's show! What was all that stuff again? "*insert name here* does." Something like that. Sarah Kennedy is a fucking muppet. Just starts talking and doesn't know when to stop, just keeps going on and on about something that has no relation to anything. Most stories revolve around her bliddy VW beetle which she calls "bot" or some such. And people emailing in with their stories which of no interest to anyone ever. It's enough to send you back to sleep. Better that than Moyles mind.

Chris Donald isn't against a bit of whoring himself either.

Can't be too difficult

I fucking knew it was you hiding behind the wardrobe.

Nee idea, but wor leccy was off on when I got back home last night, went to the leisure centre for a game of squash and it was still off when we got back. Came on about twenty to two this morning, nearly shat the bed. Shouldn't have left all those lights and carry on on.

The tail would allow you to get some purchase

Definitely!! EDIT! "One is a genius, the other's insane" - but which is which? What are we going to do tonight Smooth? Same thing we do everything night Wacky, try to plough some durty tarts.

Any hole's a goal tbh

Can't really argue with that.

Must be at least worth a posh wank tbh.

She was NOT a happy bunny.

I do that now. Anyone who laughs will get a cap in their posterior.

Happy birthday mate.

Some of those are mint

And yet half the time even they can't manage it. What deliver the pizza's or pass the ball Been late three times this week, still free pizza is not to be sniffed at.

And yet half the time even they can't manage it.