Holden McGroin

Dont worry. We have The Perch.

I never actively listen to football chats. my mate occasionally has Collymore on (not sure what station that is) on the way to football training and he is fucking terrible.

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Nolan off Lovelyhands will be gash. I'd play Ranger. His hold up play isnt in the same league as Carroll yet but we wont retain the ball with Lovenkrands up front.

Honestly, what was the point in capping him then dropping for bothroyd. Absolute joke. Disgusting for Davies.

Utter shite and whatisname just playing himself was irritating as well. Russel Brand. Cant stand that fuck-juice so will never watch it.

I dont fancy Wolves to beat Bolton.

I like how we've gone from top of the world to take a draw against Fulham at home after 1 game.

If Big AC can get on Aaron Hughes he will have a field day. If Hangeland sticks to him it could be another tough day at the office for NUFC.

5'8". 13 Stone 12.........Yer short fat tubby bastard Today 14 stone 2 Yer short fat tubby bastard I only putta onna the beef, not shrunk! You still short bastard, me fat bastard. As my aunty says: "Its not the weight that is the problem, its the height!"

Jesus wept. An out of form Ranger is still a million miles ahead of Best and Xisco. Smith off Carroll fucking hell. Has he ever done much yet? And btw I am clutching at straws re Best xisco or Smith (Smith has put away a few canny goals in his day tho when playing upfront). He didn't even have a very good scoring record when he considered himself to be a striker. And that was about 6 years ago. Aye, it was a shite scoring record. I dont think he has scored over 10 in a season.

Nailed on full squad according to Henry Winter

He has been omitted from the U21 squad tonight. Along with Jordan Henderson.

They'd probably be perfect for each other. Shame Carroll is such a cock off the pitch, he really is thick as mince. So is Bent apparently.

Butch normally talks sense. I think it would be a good appointment. Very odd departure though.

Im sure he wont get caught again. it was just a bit over confident.

Modern day footballer. Pederson just wanted him sent off. Even when I'm playing now and someone absolutely crunches me I try to just get straight up and pretend it didnt hurt. Different breed.

I dont know what set him off but after Karl Henry tried to maim him without a flinch, I thought he had turned the corner.

I reckon he'll go 4-5-1 tbh and bring routledge back in. Shola has a hamstring injury.

Poor teams Stoke tbh.

It seems we are 1 dimensional at the moment. Everything goes through Carroll. And to be fair that has worked well this season. However, if we want to continue upgrading then we'll need another outlet (perhaps Barfa could have given us this) as when Big AC comes up against the likes of Huth/Samba it becomes difficult to out-muscle man mountains.

Buckley's chance. What a dag! Rack off Gemmill.

On EVERY single subject. You're a WUM. Andy Coles from outside the box...... My mistake. I'll rephrase. Not known to score from outside the box.

On EVERY single subject. You're a WUM.