Billy Castell

Robbie Savage and David Cameron should do a TV ad for this. After all, they'd need to 'splash it all over' themselves.

Look what she did to her daughter, she's clearly mental. In memory of the weight lost by any contestant from Merseyside. P.S. The woman from somewhere in the North East looks that the hairy biker with the dark hair.

My cousin's donating 100% of the profits of her business towards the disaster appeal.

1. Is the answer 42? 2. Are there evil aliens in our midst? 3. Why don't we have flying saucers etc? 4. With this 10,000 year cycle thing, do you mean that there was a civilisation at the same level of technology and so on as us long before ancient Egypt and the rest? 5. Does Atlantis fit into all this? 6. Were there civilsations before humans existed? Sorry if I seem abrupt, its just the easiest way of asking all these questions. I've never communicated with someone into all this.

Gaddafi currently rambling on about how the US, Britain and other forces egging on teenagers to riot, getting them tanked up on booze and drugs. Other highlights so far has been him saying that local councils can have their own budgets for cleaning parks or something, how Gaddafi and his cohorts beat the USA, Britain and Italy and created a revolution that some people are trying to fuck up. Basically, he just hasn't got it, or he's trying bullshit his way out of it.

1. Do you actually believe all this stuff Parky? 2. Is Brigitte Neilsen one of these 7 foot blondes? 3. Where are these secret alien bases (area 51?) ? 4. Are the 'Greys' your stereotypical little bloke with huge heads and big black eyes like Paul? 5. Are there David Icke Lizard aliens involved?

You make it sound like some sort of insurance comparision website rivallry. So what exactly are these EMVs then Parky?

KoL are super shit, half of Thin Lizzy are dead, and the Prodigy are simply too good to be supporting.

To save the world?

My thoughts lead me to think Libya may end up with another tinpot General after Gaddafi finally loses power. The air force has allegedly been bombing protesters, whilst a few pilots are claiming asylum by flying their planes to Malta.

This has something to do with all that Aztec/Mayan apocolypse date jobby I guess. And the EMVs which are apparently bigger than our planet are lurking around satellites but don't produce a gravitational field are probably technology. Obviously. So where does the Catholic Church or the Freemasons fit in?

Fucking hell. Only just read this thread and once again Danny B(ollocks) acts like a typical Spurs supporting twat. Using a truely decent guy's birthday to do the kind of wumming a 14 year old wouldn't stoop to??! Must be a Tottenham fan thing, giving it the big I am despite not achieving anything at all. Pretty much like Spurs themselves.

Super Furry Animals did Phantom Power 17 years after Fuzzy Logic, and that's a pretty good album. And I prefer them to Radiohead any day of the week.

Who knows what'll happen. Some countries may get an Arab Chavez type of figure, the army will gain power in others, and a couple of them will have democracy. Iran will probably have a bit of internal disruption, but will ultimately be stable enough to gain influence in the region. However, there is always the risk of the bearded loonies taking over somewhere.

So you'll need tinfoil hats for your laptop as well then?

Looking at the way the unrest has spread, China must be worried. That is because they need all that lovely oil to power their growth, and has invested a shitload in the region, often by backing these dodgy rulers. There is also the slight risk of unrest within China itself, mainly from the Muslims in the west of the country.

A bit of housekeeping. And a few suggestions for the computer literate:

So, who is next then? We have Algeria, Jordan, Bahrain, Libya, Yemen, Iran and Kuwait. My money is on Bahrain, it seems to have gone too far with the police using live bullets, protesters demanding the monarchy to go etc. The Colonel is too ruthless to be ousted by protests in Libya and is not afraid of sending in the tanks. I know its way too early to say anything definate, but it does have echoes of when the Warsaw pact crumbled.

Nah, should have kidknapped the mum, or offered the kids sweets whilst muttering "Madeline will love to meet you."

I get asked for ID occaisionally and Im 30 in April. Mind you I've not drunk the girly drinks you do for years. I was on the Newcastle Brown when I was your age. I bypassed the Fosters/wife beater phase. Anyway, anyone tried that non-alcoholic wine? If you wanted to cut down the alcohol intake don't bother with this. It's worse than Kevin's aftershock. Finally, Steven Seagal meets Justin Lee Collins..................just why?

I prefer Super Furry Animals. Like Faith No More and The Ramones, they've been largely ignored by the mainstream.

I'm struggling with the logic of that statement.

Now Tunisia, Lybia, Egypt, Bahrain and Yemen have experienced all these problems, now is a good time to invest in companies that produce pain killers and incontient pants. Why? because all the readers of The Daily Mail and The Daily Express will be in such a fearful rage about the 45.7 million asylum seekers that will come over in pirated container ships.

Gok Wan

Tret, moreish, ironical, using like inapprorpritely within a sentence, sneakers, bouncebackability, the Austrailian question Inflection, 'raising' children.............there will be more I'm sure.