Howmanheyman

I'm Neil Lennon's head attached to Alan Shearer's foot.

'quality' Young gimps supporting clubs other than Man U or Liverpool hoping for a pat on the head from these cunts, man. I can't wait to be perennial top club and obviously would love to see some of those clubs who are MASSIVELY overrepresented on sky and co be outside the top 6 for a few years.

It's a known legend, never knew if it was legit but she's lucky I wasn't older or oh yeah would be going for a pint with a transatlantic HMHM jnr.

It's a conundrum, like.

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! Mid to lower table championship Sunderland YET AGAIN being overlooked by the knackers on sky sports news. Unbelievable, Jeff!!!

Well Sheffield United go down with a £100m plus to help them beat the mackems next year. Good luck blades.

It wa like gorilla's finger sticking right out tha arse, am telling thee.

We need to bury the cunts. Put a marker down then send a video of it to Dan ashworth for his expert analysis.

You can see why these are going down, like. Should've been 5-1 up, losing 5-1.

Great finish.

Michael Bridges

'I'm sure he'll be superb as the club he's joining is of course Liverpool football club and they're an amazing club and a top club like Manchester United are. The mind boggles to what he could achieve there.' [Whispering in ear apparent] 'What? He's replacing Moyes at West Ham? You have to ask questions of whether this Slot character can adapt to the premier league, it's all very well beating the likes of Vitesse and Fortuna but what are you going to do against Man City?'

That would be impossible as in actual fact Ashworth is Ashworth during the week but he put those specs on, on a weekend and becomes the football hooligan and scourge of the non league scene, the Wealdstone Raider. They're never seen in the room together.

And if he's XXL, well what the hell, every Arne don't fit the slot.

I'm not sure who'd come out on top of a bit of pagga between Ashworth and this lad to be honest?

They're all at it now....

Never heard any coach ever come out with this but then again, teaching young lads in Walker how to play football back in the 80s would've been like telling a fish how to swim.

Mother nature waits for no man, Alex! Do what you have to do!

Jamie Sketchers didn't say he was THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD, no, he's just a tribute. Rock....

I thought it was Monkfish.

If this carries on then people are in danger of missing out on my red, hot soccer chat.

Was about to post similar so not just you.

I hope he's got deep pockets or his prospective new employers have?

Uncle Freddie?