Howmanheyman

I'd have farted in his general direction.

"Hi Alan, it's sky here, are you available to commentate on the Spurs v Arsenal match day?" "Absoloitely and can oi say it should be an absoloitely tremendous match as the North London matches tend to boi." "Errr, well err, if you could just do the forest v man city game after Gary does the spurs v arsenal match that would be really fantastic." "Hello? Hello? Alan? Are you still there?"

Why are sky still at the spurs game interviewing players? Surely they should've rushed straight over to the next game at forest and left the spurs v arsenal stuff for sky sports news? 🤔

We've ran out of games to catch them and it's assuming we're going to win all our games. I reckon at best we'll be a point behind them in the final table.

I heard him on the radio before the game when a reporter asks him about dealing with the north London derby and he says, 'mate, I've just come down from glasgow.'

The space Saka gets there.

VAR kills games, it's a joke.

Here's another brain cell avoider telling it EXACTLY how it is.....

Mate just sent me this, no idea how true it is but it's them all over if it is? 'In 2019 look north did a segment from the complete shit hole that passes for Sunderland’s main station. They interviewed some stupid gurning mackems gloating because they could get a direct train from Sunderland to King’s Cross. 5 years later because of the lack of use it’s been scrapped and they told the mackems to go to Newcastle to get the train from now on. Ha ha'

I'm Neil Lennon's head attached to Alan Shearer's foot.

'quality' Young gimps supporting clubs other than Man U or Liverpool hoping for a pat on the head from these cunts, man. I can't wait to be perennial top club and obviously would love to see some of those clubs who are MASSIVELY overrepresented on sky and co be outside the top 6 for a few years.

It's a known legend, never knew if it was legit but she's lucky I wasn't older or oh yeah would be going for a pint with a transatlantic HMHM jnr.

It's a conundrum, like.

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! Mid to lower table championship Sunderland YET AGAIN being overlooked by the knackers on sky sports news. Unbelievable, Jeff!!!

Well Sheffield United go down with a £100m plus to help them beat the mackems next year. Good luck blades.

It wa like gorilla's finger sticking right out tha arse, am telling thee.

We need to bury the cunts. Put a marker down then send a video of it to Dan ashworth for his expert analysis.

You can see why these are going down, like. Should've been 5-1 up, losing 5-1.

Great finish.

Michael Bridges

'I'm sure he'll be superb as the club he's joining is of course Liverpool football club and they're an amazing club and a top club like Manchester United are. The mind boggles to what he could achieve there.' [Whispering in ear apparent] 'What? He's replacing Moyes at West Ham? You have to ask questions of whether this Slot character can adapt to the premier league, it's all very well beating the likes of Vitesse and Fortuna but what are you going to do against Man City?'

That would be impossible as in actual fact Ashworth is Ashworth during the week but he put those specs on, on a weekend and becomes the football hooligan and scourge of the non league scene, the Wealdstone Raider. They're never seen in the room together.

And if he's XXL, well what the hell, every Arne don't fit the slot.

I'm not sure who'd come out on top of a bit of pagga between Ashworth and this lad to be honest?