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That Johnson cenotaph thing was 100% a favour getting called in by friends in the right places. It absolutely stunk to high heaven. Would similar 'stock footage' have been shown for Miliband, Corbyn or Foot? (We know the answer).

BBC can Photoshop a soviet hat on Corbyn but can't say that Farage uses 'customary inflammatory language' without immediately apologising.

Is it the equivalent of a manager bringing a defender on at 4-0 down at HT to prevent an 8-0 rather than a 6-0? Damage limitation for a certain defeat?

I was being called down to give her a lift home. (I wasn't amused).

I went down the stairs bollock naked after being in a deep sleep years ago when wor lass got in after a night out with a mate and shouted me down expecting her to be on her own. Oops! (I gave her mate's personal wank bank a hefty deposit that night).

"Lock up your teenage daughters, seventy six, Graham Rix."

I'd be amazed if anyone on here would have a clue? I don't know anyone on here who's even mentioned about going to it, tbh. (It didn't even cross my mind to think about going).

R4 plus Laura will manage to spin something negative for labour to try and make out there's trouble at t'mill in both parties.

How it's done KK and Blair style....

TBF losing a cup final to your rivals might be a bit more upsetting than missing out an a conference spot. I literally can't imagine it happening as, well, if it's hard for us to get to a cup final what's Sunderland's chances and both getting there in the same season?

I know it's a bit of a longshot but does anyone know where I can get some counterfeit money or passports?

I'm sure how they run election campaigns is totally different to how they run the country and they're far more professional at it.

His pace lets him down.

Introduce of any of that shit for my girls and I'm going to hunt you down Liam Neeson style.

My youngest is 18. I think she's going to vote and it would've been labour. It'll be labour on steroids now and the joys of soshey meeds will mean their friends will do the same if they weren't going to bother voting originally.

I bet it was a toss up between national service or the death penalty btw.

Anyone near national service age is now alienated if they weren't already, any parents or grandparents of that age group who might've voted for them will surely fuck them off as well. Well done, Tories, well done.

Celtic just scored a 90th min opener. 1-0. 8 mins injury time.

Better luck with injuries than the season gone plus no European football then I'm expecting a better finish next season/better cup* run. *Ignoring getting Real Madrid away in R3 of course.

Instant ban for @LondonBlueif they don't turn this around, mind.