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@Renton Saw your post earlier just as I was going back from my break. Nothing much more I can add to what everybody else has, the drink you'll sort out in the long run, (you've already made great strides), I just hope your family see you fighting this off and the missus can come to terms with it being just a lapse in your recovery and welcome you back in. Work should support you so fuck them.

NUFC sign a lass from the mackems for the lasses team: NUFC fans: MLFs:

Jings!

I reckon the winner of the tournament might just be from this semi final, just a hunch, like.

Great game and the commentator's talking utter shit when he really doesn't need to. I'd rather he just say the name's of whoever's on the ball and leave it at that and it would be a big improvement.

I bought the football Italia magazine just to see if there was adverts to buy a batistuta, as Roma shirt. It was the star trek style, tight as fuck shirt.

GallowgatedYP. Her other cup says, 'whadda ya think of sunlin?' on one side and says 'shit' on the other.

I watched a Turkish detective show last night, it was only on an hour and there was two people murdered. I'd have given the move a bit more thought if I was ASM or José.

1901.

There's an old reel of us playing Liverpool I think, turn of the 20th century and it must be one of the only photos/videos of the stand that preceded the West Stand. I'll see if I can find it.

I knew he was a massive drinker to steady himself but never knew about claiming the beer as tax relief.

🎵Hero! Hero! Hero!🎶

One of @ewerk American relatives over on a trip enjoying the traditional Irish music and bands. She's even got an Irish bracelet.

The whoppers who follow England don't help either. Beer dodging, Tory cunts.

'Didn't have magic beans, used tesco's beans instead.'

If the greens got the same media exposure that the Russian stooge did for as long as the useful stooge got they might be a lot closer to the lib dems than reform or ukip is/was.

Some good news at last for them.

Sorry, don't normally like to ask for money on here but if anyone would like to donate to this I'd be grateful as it's a cause close to my heart. Thanks in advance, folks.

"Broadsword calling Gemmill boy, broadsword calling Gemmill boy, call off grooming, repeat, call off grooming. Get out of there. That is an order. Over"

Btw, the young lad at work didn't vote. Another bloke who didn't say what he was doing and is originally from laahndan told us today he changed his mind a few times on the way to vote but ended up voting Tory as 'its better the devil you know'. Also said if you think it's bad now you'll be in for a surprise when these get in. The IQ in that place goes up and down about 40% every time I walk in and out of the place.

"Your majesty, I'm here to resign as prime minister." "Why's that, old chap?" "Errr.... there's been a general election. My party got hammered." "Funny....... Because that's not what I'm hearing on the doorstep.......Lolz!"

Reminds of the subtitled scene in the original das boot series I got on a dodgy DVD from a lad I worked with. In the scene on BBC 2 the subtitles were 'shit! Schalke lost 4-0! No chance of the final now!' on the DVD the American translation was, 'shit! Our favourite soccer team lost 4-0. No chance of the final now'

@PaddockLad heading north right now looking for wykiki.....