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They've targeted the full backs and their manager's winning so far.

I've put premier hub on instead, Shearer's on, unfortunately so is Steve Mcmanaman but there you go.

Former Chelsea halfwit Joe Cole listing Chelsea as a possible club Isak might want to go to. Righto, Joe.

What a sad, sad mackem bastard.

You big tart.

Technically we could've lost at Filbert Street and still stayed up so I didn't bother celebrating our last minute OG winner.

Any commentator who does our games and DOESN'T say FTM is a Mag, fact.

Vurnon Anita, supposedly 'neat and tidy' with a Beyonce arse. Another wasted millions signing when you added them up. Mike Ashley man, what a wasted decade and a half.

Pedant alert but at the press conference one of them said Eddie has either equaled or bettered the most successful run by a NUFC manager...... The person who said it failed to say 'In the Premier league' because I'm pretty sure I remember his royal highness, King Kev, peace be upon him, winning 11 in a row.

The Cassandra of TT.

"Ah'd recommend the potato skins for startaz if you're in Uno's, the dip that goes with it is lush."

CT just after he's posted this.... 🎶 Op, Op, op, op, op...... Anam style. 🎵

He definitely got pulled out of his mother by the face from Popeye after a tin of taste the difference spinach.

It was the wall's fault.

I'm pretty sure that WUM is a mackem tbh.

Just saw Southampton's opener against Man U then the equaliser on the PL feed, fuck me the difference between the reaction of the goals from the commentator is chalk and cheese, 'oh' when Southampton score, full wanks ahead when Manchester score. (We're supposed to love an underdog in this country, someone needs to tell the football broadcasters).

Can only echo what everyone on here is saying probably better than I could. My condolences and hope you come through this rough time.

"Claudia muthafuckin Winkleman. Face like granddad's old, I say, old leather wallet. (Last used 1987)." ✅

I imagine the commentator was almost pulling the head off it when they took the lead?

It's........ Daphne from neighbours. (At least you'll have heard of her unlike the kid who died from Hollyoaks). Carry on.

I'm not watching it, I don't dare.

Waltzes in, not so much as a 'hello', puts a gif on, then fucks off. What's the world coming to? Sheesh!

"Welcome to Mega Thursday! Who will come on top of the fight for premier league survival? Roy, here's the table now, who's the more worried?" Keane: "They're big boys, nobody should be worried, when we we winning titles we weren't worried. Do they want their mammies to blow their nose for them? Honestly.....fully grown men." Narrator: "Keane still thought it was still 1997. The presenter wasn't too sure either what year it was." Neville: "This is Manchester United we're talking about here." Narrator: "This is Gary Neville talking, if he was on mastermind his specialised subject would be Man U." Carragher: "What you have here, is two of the most successful clubs in the country, Manchester United and Liverpool football club, I know Liverpool aren't playing tonight but that's not going to stop me from mentioning them." Narrator: "And don't get me started on this cunt."