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How fucking devastated did Alan Smith sound?

I've put premier hub on, fuck sky and Alan smith.....arrrghhh! They've got Martin Tyler on....

What a 24 carrot gold cunt that Scouse bastard is. I can't bear the prick.

Bellamy saying Bruno could win a title even with us, carragher laughs. Lovely lad, him.

Imagine, (MLF klaxon but hear me out), Manchester United or Liverpool were playing tonight, does anyone think for a millisecond that they'd be talking about villa v forest with twenty minutes to KO?

@Monkeys Fist! You're on.

Bellamy doing MNF just now before walking on the moon with those shoes later on.

Just put on MNF, just Jones, 'Carra' and Bellamy laughing at how many goals Southampton have conceded now they're relegated and laughing at other all time poor PL teams like Swindon. I'd fucking love to see them all shits and giggles if one of their own beloved teams went pear shaped and got relegated. What a pack of cunts these are on sky.

On a similar note in the 2012-13 season Van Persie was offside 13 times, Luis Suarez 24 times, Gareth Bale 26 times and Papiss Cisse 164 times in front of the Gallowgate and 122 in front of the Leazes end.

Also remember Manquillo making a great run at Elland Road which earned the free kick that Shelvey scored and we never looked back the rest of the season. It seems absolutely years ago especially with the players mentioned.

Couldn't get a ticket or get there, was at the 2-2 and 4-5 at FS, always seemed a mental game playing them and I don't think their fans were impressed not going up automatically? Different times.

2-1 to us, Steve Walsh with a last minute OG.

Also the BBC....

Yes and he wasn't great at juventus either.

Dorty bastard.

I haven't seen much of him but what I have seen it's a no from me, hopefully we have better targets and this is just a load of rhubarb.

My biggest concern by a country mile is availability of the players from now till the end of the season, if we can get by relatively unscathed we have a good chance of CL football but an injury to Isak is disastrous as we've all seen Wilson's cameos and he's a player who usually comes back in the side and doesn't take too long to get back in the groove so it's worrying seeing him look like he has. I'll be gobsmacked if we don't sign another striker in the summer.

See the union, Craig, there should be more than two of you, it's not right or safe.

But the world is watching according to the BBC so I hope they sort it out as le monde is going to be sooo disappointed.

Got the cushions out of hibernation and cleaned the garden furniture before cracking a can open about an hour ago, the missus was giving me evils till I opened a can of Pina colada for her then the look changed.....

Aye, he usually comes across ok, still wouldn't want him anywhere near us.

Give it to Dychey!

You know what usually happens next.

I guarantee if there was fuck all riding on it for us and you just wanted to watch Man City turn over Man United, the red team would pull a result out of their arses like they did at the Etihad earlier on this season. Now? Fully expecting a comfortable away win.