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He doesn't look exactly 'manly' himself does he? Probably his unconscious way of trying to appear it or trying to deny something about himself? Your psychiatrist today has been Professor Howmanheyman, the sexy nurse I employ for her looks will see you out.

Unless there's a a change in position or a eureka moment Osula is doing jack shit in the future.

I'm going to take the view if they're officially announced I'll get excited/pissed off otherwise it's all shite. If I've never heard of the player signed then I'll see how they get on under our coaching.

"Fucking pandering to the Mags again, Kyrial! Wal not have it, am telling ya. F Tee fucking M!!!"

"Do you want to report a UFO, over?...... Do you want to report a UFO. Over?" "What's that? Over." "It's an 'Unidentifiable Football Overview' by the Fish. Over." "Errr, negative, I wouldn't know what to say?"

Our name came up again with McCoist and the commentator talking about us beating Rangers, winning the fairs cup then winning the league cup a couple of weeks ago. Bilbao black cat: "That's got fuck all to do with this match!!! Why dint ya mention the lads giving them tha strips and almust certainly founding their club? Eh? Mention Sunalin! Go on! Mention the lads, ah dare ya! Ah double dare ya! FTM!!"

@Rayvin, you might be getting another reported.

Watching the second half of Rangers v Bilbao, local polis hearing complaints of a man molesting the visiting fans asking them if they really hate the mags anaarl and are just pretending to like them and talking about football strips and origin myths.

I used to love Friday night live on Ch4 back in the day. I share your vibes on this though.

Spot on. Can you do this again next season if we get to a final?

Let's hope we get to hear 'Matic is right, your keeper is shite' on Sunday.

Shitty news, not exactly filling me with confidence this government.

A lot of that has went over my head but I hope your job is ok Alex. Not sure how many numbers of job cuts we're talking about here or where but it doesn't sound great.

👋 Me too.

Liverpool beat PSG, (somehow) at Anfield France.

"See you? See your granny? We used to have a painting of her in our dressing room at Ibrox, there you are."

How in the name of fuck can anyone watch that show? Fucking hell, horrific television.

Some goal by Sillykivilli, what a player he is.

FYP

I wish someone would mute camel features Ferdinand's mic.

I'm surprised and a bit disappointed CT never offered up any financial/crypto advice on one of his friendly chats with your folks?

'He's such a dedicated fan' Aye, poor cunt looked knackered having been on a coach for hours then the ferry.

Some mega royal arse licking happening on TNT there.....

Prince William never seems to have any bother getting CL tickets, how lucky can you get?