Howmanheyman

I turned it off after they said they'll be talking about Liverpool's game after the break when they've already spent half an hour talking about them earlier on unless they're counting the Salah chat as a separate Liverpool piece. Ok.

They were eventually talking to Shola and Willock but just cut it with Darmesh saying we might get back to that video later before putting adverts on. They barely pretend to give a fuck.

Currently now on sky.... They haven't even mentioned NUFC yet or the fact our manager is in hospital, I'm going to hazard a guess if Slot or Arteta were in hospital you'd have a camera crew standing outside the hospital. It's been on in the background for over an hour now.

Didn't even spot the Schmeichel documentary on the right of the screenshot because there's been a real dearth of Manchester United documentaries on sky and BT these last few years tbh.

Put sky on to see what they're saying about their main match today.... It's basically a celebration of Liverpool extending Salah's contract. Honestly, if you swapped out the sky logos and replaced them with LFCTV logos you wouldn't know the difference.

I bumped into Eddie and offered to buy him a pint, one lead to a few more and Eddie's not from these parts, he was singing 'my way' after just the fourth. By the end of the night he was in an ambulance. The club are trying to keep it quiet to save Eddie from being called a shandy drinker.

Unless I'm reading it wrong uefa will just fine them same as Chelsea which is pathetic and pointless so you can fudge the PL and be deducted points but if you're a favoured club, you're sweet, you can't fudge uefa but they'll just give you a fine instead which is part of doing business which the breaching clubs will take all day.

Forest have been shit today, if Everton had any confidence in front of goal they'd be winning, they've been the better team.

Howe's in hospital and will miss this game, not too happy about this and obviously hope he's ok.

Might be just me but we seem to be playing catch up with the other teams lately considering we're not in Europe.

When the lad left did he take a piece of Young with him?

3-2 to Man City.

So you don't like her then?

Back to just good lads again.

I raise you...

I wonder if he has to have a shave or if a cat's lick would get any kind of growth off?

He doesn't look exactly 'manly' himself does he? Probably his unconscious way of trying to appear it or trying to deny something about himself? Your psychiatrist today has been Professor Howmanheyman, the sexy nurse I employ for her looks will see you out.

Unless there's a a change in position or a eureka moment Osula is doing jack shit in the future.

I'm going to take the view if they're officially announced I'll get excited/pissed off otherwise it's all shite. If I've never heard of the player signed then I'll see how they get on under our coaching.

"Fucking pandering to the Mags again, Kyrial! Wal not have it, am telling ya. F Tee fucking M!!!"

"Do you want to report a UFO, over?...... Do you want to report a UFO. Over?" "What's that? Over." "It's an 'Unidentifiable Football Overview' by the Fish. Over." "Errr, negative, I wouldn't know what to say?"

Our name came up again with McCoist and the commentator talking about us beating Rangers, winning the fairs cup then winning the league cup a couple of weeks ago. Bilbao black cat: "That's got fuck all to do with this match!!! Why dint ya mention the lads giving them tha strips and almust certainly founding their club? Eh? Mention Sunalin! Go on! Mention the lads, ah dare ya! Ah double dare ya! FTM!!"

@Rayvin, you might be getting another reported.