Howmanheyman

Looks like ex-wolves and Sunderland Don Goodman will be doing our game.

Joselu sitting next to Modric on the bench.

I'm watching Barcelona v Real Madrid as there's only two 3 o'clock games and I don't fancy watching any of them. Plus I also want to see which of the Bellingham brothers is the better, Sunderland's Bellingham or Madrid's Bellingham? (Didn't realise they're not playing at the camp nou this year?)

So he's left Downing Street for Currynation Street?

The second Brentford goal really needs the Benny Hill music added to the footage.

"So when do you think this need for fans of other clubs to be your 'bestest friend in the world, evah' start?'" "Look, all I wanted to know is if they hated the mags anarrl, I mean, isn't that what all football fans do?"

I hope we beat these but I think 1-1 might be the best we get today, they must be knackered and our sub options are dwindling a bit. It'll be an amazing result if we get three points today considering the schedule and injuries and suspension.

'voice of Joe cole' pops up on the screen and you never guess what? He's not lauding Brentford.

Brentford run the ball into an empty goal in the last minute of injury time with the keeper running after him.

If it's such a friendly game why did one of their orcs attack a young boy who was with his younger sister outside carrow road a few years ago?

Real concern and worry from the TNT commentary team that Chelsea are getting beat by Brentford at home. It's approaching 90 minutes, the commentary team will explode with relief if they equalise.

My dad worked for them. Used to shunt busses and pick up fucked ones. Tight cunts apparently. The wedding, my young cousin is Irish but moved over for university because apart from it being potentially excellent she also had her aunt, my mam and family, to help out if she got stuck. Anyway, she stayed, met a nice lad, got married today etc. End of the night, no outward sign they're mackems at all, just friends of theirs being office types to their core as well as having a shit taste in music, no worries, was great catching up with Irish relatives I haven't seen in years. Anyway, didn't give it a second thought until kick out time, all of a sudden, half the twenty/thirty somethings started singing 'wise men say' but never said the 'Sunderland' bit at the end. Don't know if they were told not to but they were pissed and couldn't stop the early bit. Verdict. Mackem bastards.

Going to a wedding soon, apparently the groom and family may have pommes frites fromages inklings. I'll be keeping an eye on them.....

You just know that half of their fanbase who are old enough were phoning those 90s 0898 party line numbers.

Desperate to be noticed, aren't they? "Hey! Hey! Hey everybody! It's Sunderland here! Sunderland AFC! Want be our friend? We're Sunderland...... Next to Newcastle."

Fucking hell, it's like 'Brief Encounter' this. Steady on, they're just being friendly.

That's the first time I've ever saw any of that show. Fucking last as well.

There's only so many they could get in at one time. When I'm made redundant I'm starting my own 'talent' agency for media producers to use when they want any NUFC fans. Obviously in this day of digitised media it'll be an online agency. I'm going to call it 'Anycunt'lldo.com'.

FMP

Same old faces.

"Lolz, ROFL marras! Tonali out for mebbeyz two year! Lolz! But watch the Saudis do something so he gets to play in the champions leygue! 😡 Probabley only get a few months ban as well. Pewa corruption, marra! FTM!!! 🤬🤬😡"

Dortmund fans pictured on the metro after getting on at Whitley Bay..... Same metro pulling into Walkergate fifteen minutes later.....

He could pass the team sheets around to the people in the press box before becoming chief executive of the club if he wants to help out. (That's how it works isn't it, Charnaz?)

Used to work with someone who's nickname was 'Don Estelle' as he not only looked like him but was also a 'whispering grass'.