Howmanheyman

A few of us went to Charlton away in the early 90s, one was a total pisshead called 'scruffy fingers'. He was called it as he was a roofer and his fingers were always minging because he'd go straight for a pint after work or that was what I assumed. We stopped off at the services and scruffy fingers is already well into the kestrel super strength after being on the piss the night before, we'd been out as well TBF, so as we're having a slash he calls us over to the trap he was in. We went over not knowing what monstrosity he was giggling about and assumed he'd pebble dashed the bog or left a giant turd or something but he'd wrote 'NUFC' on the wall with his own shit and suddenly the name scruffy fingers started to make more sense the fucking fiend he was. (Once in a blue moon I'll see his van driving about and I always think 'dirty cunt').

"Obit? Give it to Keysey."

He'd have been gauging the fat cunt to who they supported ratio all the times he had to sit around waiting at hospital, 100%, mind.

Aye, well done, Stevie.

"Boss! Boss! The corruption, boss!"

*Years ago under Robson when we were doing well* "Get on to our man at R5live and get him to interview Jack Charlton live on air. Ring Jack and tell him about it in advance, make sure he knows it's imperative he bigs up how pleased he is about NUFC doing well as he supported them as a child. Tell him there's a drink or two in it for him."

I wonder if there were any BBC headlines saying something like 'Man Utd win to ease pressure on Ten Hag' like they did with Howe fairly recently, (might've been Sheff Utd, can't remember exactly which one it was?)

I still can't believe they finished 3rd last year? Obviously they've already been gifted four points already this year and their actual points total will always be greater than their deserved points. Hope their manager and backroom people stay around they're a massive weak link.

Looks like the Everton writer on the Liverpool echo, La Ryder, managed to get his question asked.....

FYP.

Sheffield United will shoot themselves in the foot, though. Burnley did the same against Man United as well despite being better than them.

They're absolute cacka.

Anyway, nice to beat the edgy, right-on, souf lahndan, try-too-hard, macron wearing, boring cunts with a shit song, think wearing all black makes them look a bit wooh, a bit whey, Palace cunts.

I fucking hope they display that on the way to the central station and see how that goes.

I wonder if the travelling palace platoon brought up that Saudi murdering flag? It'll be the oil money that's beating them, like. I thought they looked like they could be a bit dangerous early on but we've been fucking superb, nothing to do with palace being shit, we've played them off the pitch.

TNT patter after the game from players and presenters alike about the anfield derby atmosphere is absolutely laughable btw. pure fucking silencio most of the game.

Just been on the tannoy that the away fans are being kept back for half an hour as the Liverpool fans have got further to travel.

Aye.

It was a pen, he obviously didn't mean it but his hand was out a fair bit, just far away enough from the cross. I'd have been screaming for a pen and you're never not getting away with that at Liverpool.

Liverpool second yellow after Everton get done for a second yellow? Nah, fuck that. Books discus beard for complaining as well.

As if Tonali hasn't got enough on his plate he now has the Knight recording him ARRIVE at the ground. What a scoop it'll be if he can record him LEAVE as well?

You and ayatollah must be wrong as ex Liverpool player, Ray Houghton, just said 'listen to the crowd now' as I picked up the daughter about ten minutes ago. I'm back in the house and it's silent. Did I miss a spontaneous anfield crowd combustion?

Tha nose is too close t'cock, I say too close t'cheesy John Thomas, lad.

Never seen him around for a few years.