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Brighton v West Ham on sky, 'Nev' and 'Carra' not required as Man U and Liverpool aren't involved, it's Alan 'putting the boring in Brummie' Smith on the mic.

That's only three games in and they're already on +4pts through VAR. Webb's boys carrying on where he left off before putting his whistle down. Fucking stinks but expect no big deal. There'd be FA inquiries and questions in parliament if it was us, the national's would be demanding Eddie be stripped of his passport and deported.

In a HSE job I would've thought PowerPoint would be a way of showing a daft picture to say, 'don't do this, do that', no bullshit required when the picture shows the audience. I'm not exactly warming to my potential new career here, mind. At first I was afraid now I'm petrified.

Everton missing some sitters in the 'can't score for shit' derby v Wolves.

PowerPoint I could understand.

I'm concerned about what and why I'd need to use it for?

Are you serious? How the fuck have you missed the Jimmy Hill cup final, Coventry City v Sunderland? Be there or be square, marra.

I will do and no pressure coming from your quarter!

Just going off a look on a couple of job adverts including an ex-employers advert and also what I see at my current place.

I genuinely haven't minded loads of their managers. The mackems on the other hand..... Howe doesn't put a foot wrong when interviewed, doesn't court controversy and just plays a straight, boring bat to the media, Hughton was similar, what's there to hate? They're fucking mental.

Had a little look and it wouldn't be for me, I didn't think it would but confirmed it. Excel, PowerPoint etc? I left school with two GCSEs and that's it, I'm not management material and never will be. Probably a better chance of Renton's idea tbh.

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Still might look into it though.

Not the first to mention that but I don't think I'd be up to it tbh and should've shown more interest in it at work if I was.

Honestly, haven't got a clue, it's more a case of what I don't want to do. It's been 11 years since the last time I was in this situation and I'm kinda better placed but it's not a great time cost of living wise. I could pay off the mortgage and just about get by if I ended up on a minimum wage job but would have little back up savings if I got sick of a new job whereas if I didn't pay it off I could walk into somewhere else and if the vibes and culture were terrible could just say 'fuck that', err, I mean, 'thanks but no thanks' and stroll out with not a care in the world. I don't mind doing a half day on a Saturday at a push but that's it, I don't want to do another night shift in my life ditto 12 hour shifts, (it's just too long and I'm technically/actually a carer so just don't have enough time in between shifts for that shit). If I do something different and like it, great but I'm aware I'll probably be on shit money if I do. I might be be fucking tremendous to have as an employee but I don't think I have it in me to bullshit which isn't necessarily a good attribute to have when you're looking for a new job, had a look at some advice on the internet and YouTube and it's the opposite of what I am, I'm not a one for talking shite. Here's the company's I've worked for, this is what I've done, if I was shite I wouldn't have lasted two minutes...... So when do I start?

I've hardly had any time off this year, was trying to get away but a mixture of not finding anything suitable and not knowing what to do with redundancy money and thinking a holiday maybe not the best idea right now seeing as it looks like we have a date all but confirmed for getting finished in early December after a couple of years of waiting playing cat and mouse. Nee rush.

Might just spend my holiday in Wallsend as it looks like we're going nowhere this year.

He got a massive new deal a year or so ago as well didn't he? They could be getting a Chelsea-esque helping hand from the Saudi's whilst it appears we got a bog standard fee for ASM who's still 26 I believe?

@Diego21 we once had a manager who put on a Dutch accent when he previously managed in Holland but he was just pretending to be Dutch as he was from Yorkshire the absolute FRAUD.

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