Howmanheyman

Two nil is massively flattering Sunderland.

What was even better was his insistence that only he had told us about something so obvious that nobody disagreed with that he thought he was the only one who had noticed.

Just got in to see the last two goals. Barnes is going to get us some goals this season, lad just has the knack of getting in the right place and unlike a Miggy, a Longstaff or a Murphy, he'll not flap when he has time to think about the finish. I can only assume LTA is on the wind up unless they're deranged?

You can add JD sports to sugar puffs, dawnie, downie and Alan Parry to be included in the mackem fatwa/boycott.

Had a massive rush on at work last few hours, just checked email and no NUFC mail, so looks we missed out in the ballot.

5pm supposedly.

The little cunt must be costing his mam a fortune.

Thoughts and prayers. 🙏

11th August I think.

Gipetto reckons the Amazon documentary will mention Sunderland in the first few sentences. And the other example reckons we're just copying Sunderland by having the documentary. Amanda: "Hello? Is that Amazon media productions? Hi it's Amanda Stavely here. I'm desperate to copy Sunderland and have a documentary about being relegated to the third division, sorry, I mean a documentary about the club as we hopefully have a good season." Amazon: "Yep, we can do that. This upcoming season ok?" Amanda: "That would be great. One other thing, can you make sure you mention Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first programme?" Amazon: "Do Marras shit in public places?" Amanda and Amazon: [ROFL]

They must be sick of the fucking sight of him.

The fuck did Obertan do to not make that list?

Why do these daft cunts always tell me to understand what they're writing?

"So I said to my wife, for the best special effects, we must go to Don Ray Harryhausen"

So I'll know by Friday if we've been successful. Apparently the next day people can transfer tickets if they're not going as maybe they might be suffering from PTSD from a recent car breakdown on a family holiday or an avian attack?

Just had a look and not sure if the pic info is recent but category 3 is the corner of the Milburn L4 which would've been ok but also the very bottom rows of the Leazes which wouldn't have been ok. Far more choice with category two which is the rest of the Leazes plus Gallowgate etc.

I've applied for me and the bairn. Trouble is, like ackas says, you can only do one category, I chose two rather than category three which would've worked out cheaper as cat 2 has no discount for the 18-21 but I've a feeling cat 3 which does have the discount is right near the away fans. I'm going to have a look now for future reference but didn't have the time to look this morning.

The queue went back to the friendlies tickets! What a parcel of shit! (I then got an email inviting me to a ballot via a link so it's done but what a fuck on as it wasn't advertised how you could apply to join a ballot. Shambolic tbh).

On now, looks like I've been given the opportunity to purchase a fine three piece corner settee with only 6% interest, that's 18% apr! It's my lucky day!

I'm now in a queue when I went back on the ticket page but I've no idea what it's for?

So this ballot..... Anyone got a link to it? I can't find it, it isn't on the ticket page.