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I mean, if we were to get him...... what's the wirtz that could happen?

That's the one.

Nailed on. They need a klopp rule where they're allowed to send the cunt off when he acts like a maternally outraged gorilla when his team aren't having things go their own way.

Somehow they've got a goal back. They've a fucking cheek calling us the luckiest team in the world.

Red card, sir!

The commentators mentioning how bad their home record has been and all but saying how toxic it is for their players when they're at home.

This long sentence, btw. I can only apologise, I've just read it back and even I'm baffled by it.

I know a lot of their fans think they're great to watch. I've got their game on and I totally agree.

Two nil is massively flattering Sunderland.

What was even better was his insistence that only he had told us about something so obvious that nobody disagreed with that he thought he was the only one who had noticed.

Just got in to see the last two goals. Barnes is going to get us some goals this season, lad just has the knack of getting in the right place and unlike a Miggy, a Longstaff or a Murphy, he'll not flap when he has time to think about the finish. I can only assume LTA is on the wind up unless they're deranged?

You can add JD sports to sugar puffs, dawnie, downie and Alan Parry to be included in the mackem fatwa/boycott.

Had a massive rush on at work last few hours, just checked email and no NUFC mail, so looks we missed out in the ballot.

5pm supposedly.

The little cunt must be costing his mam a fortune.

Thoughts and prayers. 🙏

11th August I think.

Gipetto reckons the Amazon documentary will mention Sunderland in the first few sentences. And the other example reckons we're just copying Sunderland by having the documentary. Amanda: "Hello? Is that Amazon media productions? Hi it's Amanda Stavely here. I'm desperate to copy Sunderland and have a documentary about being relegated to the third division, sorry, I mean a documentary about the club as we hopefully have a good season." Amazon: "Yep, we can do that. This upcoming season ok?" Amanda: "That would be great. One other thing, can you make sure you mention Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first programme?" Amazon: "Do Marras shit in public places?" Amanda and Amazon: [ROFL]

They must be sick of the fucking sight of him.

The fuck did Obertan do to not make that list?

Why do these daft cunts always tell me to understand what they're writing?

"So I said to my wife, for the best special effects, we must go to Don Ray Harryhausen"