Howmanheyman

No chance I'm watching twit and twat on that video, brought to you by a fucking bookies.

Also, imagine actively wanting to be interviewed by that tit? (Here's Jordan in happier times in S club 7, third from the right).

Aye, it's obviously a touchy subject and instead of just counting his winnings, wishing everyone luck and moving on and keeping his head down he's still gurning on. It's not like he's a manager still very much needing a career. I'd even forgotten about his West Brom cameo that's how much he's on my mind. The neediness for people in the media or ex-pros to stroke his ego even now and say 'it's not your fault Steve' is pathetic. It's well in the past now and it's fucking bizarre he's still dragging it up.

He's an absolute star is Albert. I dread to think about how many fights I'd have missed without his reminders. If Esther Rantzen's 'hearts of gold' was still on TV I'd seriously consider nominating him. Cheers, Albert.

Congratulations lads!

(To help them get through a bad period for the club).

"Any weaknesses?" "Sometimes I can be a bit too honest." "I don't think you can ever be too honest." "I couldn't give a fuck what you think."

"Do you have any weaknesses?" "I sometimes let myself down in interviews." "Don't worry, you're doing ok." "You would think that, you're a fucking idiot."

I thought I was sweet until I saw this two weeks ago and mentioned it on here. Managed to get a flyer from work otherwise would've missed the majority of it.

It's not just you.

"So Eddie, when you were waiting on the plane and were reading the gazzetta dela sportio did you read it sipping a Nescafé or one of them proper Italian cappuccino or expressios?"

Desperate stuff.

I can't believe I watched some of this, needless to say, 'what the the Italian papers are saying from MILAN - and the serie A' will remain a mystery as the daft cunt doesn't tell you as the Thompson House budget didn't quite stretch to an interpreter. (He could've at least looked at the pictures and had a guess?)

Do we have a semi-literate fame thirsty thread?

Sorry, Wykiki, but he's a cunt as well, just slightly more subtle.

BDs mate, 'chinky'? (I'd not have bothered with a flag about them, mind. Mackem like behaviour).

At this minute in time, there's a decent percentage of them where their head's truly gone. They'll be frothing at the mouth up till kick off time tomorrow praying for a home win as much as any Milanista will.

It's somebody else I think, same humour.

'Barcelona of the north, marra? Ajax is where it's at these days. Sniff.'

It's a shambles. They've tried to run before they can walk when it comes to the digital ticket shit but the decisions on timing of sales, communication and points dropping hasn't been a technological fuck up but a human one. I'm pretty much cool with the idea I'm not going back now. Give it a couple of years and we'll be a hybrid of the Etihad, old Trafford, anfield etc. (I think we're getting there as it is).

One of our Aussie contingents getting rumbled for their flaming racism.....