Howmanheyman

Echo this, meenz.

Then we'll be inundated with thick, glory hunting cunts calling us a small club just before we play them.

Blobbers at our place, factory cats or one of my mates is called Clint Eastwood* as he's always in on his days off 'For a few dollars more'. *Ok, I made that name for him.

Fuck off, aye?

Blob = Overtime Don't ask me why but it's been called that since I started working and obviously goes back way before that everywhere I've worked, I assume it's a Tyneside/NE thing? I also assume it's a manufacturing thing as there's no 'stopping back' to finish something like in an office culture, it's cold hard cash and it's a set time, guaranteed, no skinchies, pay up even if you change your mind if it's less than a day's notice. Holidays and blob, the most common origins of strife on the shop floor, bar none.

Men: Boys: (You can put yourselves in whichever category you belong in).

I've had quite a bit of time to mull it over and I think us getting into the CL would be a good thing.

'blob' is the word, I 'blobbed' on their shift as this is past tense.

Wakka, wakka, wakka!

How many of the board can tell you? (Let's sort the workers from the fannys, the NE lot from the OOTers).

Geddit? Geddit?

I once blobbed on a shift full of mackems, most of them canny enough lads although their gaffer decided to not include us in briefs which was unheard of, not one of them was really arsed on football, marra, as I think it was one of their relegation years, however of the shifts I blobbed with them one was where we took a 3-1 lead going into the last quarter of our QF tie against Sporting and somehow got beat 5-3 under tactical genius Souness. I got a guard of honour as the shift finished with much clapping and laughing. Even one of them who genuinely didn't like football was lapping it up. Part of me thinks it was a laugh, part of me imagines their faces if I'd have done the same back but that would've been a real feat of imagination thinking they'd be in a QF in a European competition or just being in Europe, full stop.

Not much thanks coming my way for doing a 12 hour night shift and missing the game so you could all enjoy that hammering.

If you squint your eyes he looks a bit like Shane.

Forgot to say, I'm at work tonight.

Also a big new studio for the magedia with an extended carpark as we can't expect the magedia to rely on the Magetro just in case there's a Sunderland home game and there's a carefully selected* strike on the same day. *Selected by the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen.

A: A lot B: Even more 😄 C. We're ganna need a bigger bank.

"...... AND IT'S LIVE!!!"

If Ashley was still here......

It happens all the time...... ..... If you use your......

RTG are going to love that, if only Ed could've hoyed in a 50,000 screaming Geordies line just to finish them off.

Their patter is on a par with fucking Gail Platt's the boring cunts.

Every fanbase has them but they've got a canny bit more than their fair share of sad sacks. Fuck them, the Duckworths, Kevin and Sally Webster.

Their manager had a mare on and off the pitch for this game, fuck all will be said by the same cunts who will even now go on about mind games about KK or if it's another manager of another club now. I'm sure if Eddie had as big a mare as Ten Slaag there'd have been Twit and Twat from the MSM asking if it was getting to him? Off the pitch, he gave the our lads a bit of extra motivation, his team's in game management and trying to slow us down was mercilessly slaughtered in the ground by our support and heard throughout the land by those who watched it but you'll not hear a peep out the mutv lot.