Howmanheyman

I love Bruno but he's a right tart on social media.

'Wow, he must've been a massive MLF.' 'Aye. Sad story, ee was killed by the head choppers at Newcastle. He went forra job as a driver but when ee saw paintings of mag players on the cab he told them he could never tak the job. Als of a sudden a big swarthy skunk came out with a scimitar and took iz head off with one swipe of his sword.' 'fucking hell. So a mag murdered him?' 'well err, he knocked the mag out with a oner fust after the mag spat at wimmins and bairns and after the skunk was knocked out ee reached for iz sword while unconscious and killed poor Billy when ee wasn't looking the fucking unwashed, mag coward. FTM. RIP.' 'Aye. FTM. RIP.'

We may not, however not all other clubs fans could say the same though. (Sunderland, I'm looking at you here, mind).

Plus one or two will be a bit wary of him I'd imagine?

'You're here for the logistics role?' 'Aye' 'And you've got experience driving HGVs? 'Aye' 'Ok, let's start. Name?' 'Billy Marra. FTM.' 'Is that with two R's, Billy?' 'Stick your job up your arse. Probably a Mag anarrl ah bet who payents his trucks with scum playaz?'

Good, if rather depressing read about how our betters have always treated the working man and how brutal they could be. I don't think a lot has changed regarding who rules who, sadly.

He's just been spotted at the Benton training centre.....

After the horse has bolted I've decided to put a short notice holiday request in for Tuesday, should've done it as soon as we got through tbh and tried to get tickets for it. (Don't worry, we've won loads when I've been off as well including the first leg).

They got compared to other PL teams a few years ago and were found wanting, they can compare themselves to the PL teams again if they fluke the play offs and we'll see how they get on then?

FtCP

Wouldn't make their bench. How the fuck this fanbase have the absolute gall to label anyone delusional is beyond me.

🎵 Celebrate good times, c'mon. 🎶

It was a case of the absentee landlord. The clock stopped when he bought the club, people made redundant on the first relegation never replaced, barely ticking over. This is why the 'Eeeze a good businessman, Jeff' shite used to boil so many people's piss. (As well as the toxic atmosphere).

Make a nice ragu with it?

Is it in this lad's contract he has to commentate on every sky televised Man United game?

He's very, very hard to like even taking away any NUFC angle. Dull as fuck.

Anyway, enough of this shit, here's Murphy again....

High press was definitely around in the 70s, evolved into Sta Press in the early 80s turning into 'Put 'em under pressure' press in the late 80s.

🎵 Just one Zaniolo Sign him for me A big trequarista From Italy Display him Upon my dish I only wrote this bit To rhyme with Fish! 🎶

I tell you what, when better players eventually come in we need to keep Murphy just for the comedy value, even if it means putting him on when we're four nil up and deliberately creating a one v one for him to fuck up. Between him and the mackem reality denial meltdown it's hard to tell what's funnier? Not a bad night apart from the finishing and the ref's/VAR clown show. I also foolishly accepted an invitation to watch this in the clurb after little sleep coming off nightshift. I'm absolutely fucked this morning.

'The fuck did I do?'

We've got options for moves like this, I suppose it's how comfortable they are changing routine?