Howmanheyman

Lass in work has just walked in the bait room wearing black addias lycra pants with a leopard skin print on the three stripes as I was making a cuppa. I think my comment asking if they were 'adidas Bet Lynch' might've went over hers and a young'uns head?

"Disgrayusfull behayviour......it must've beyin Mags in theya, err, I mean, our end. FTM."

I'm at work so won't have a great bank holiday, I've also a slow puncture needs sorting but cheered up by that win and Gayle's superb run.

Dived to get a penalty and was booked.

What a cunt Havertz is.

"I find your lack of faith in Dwight Gayle disturbing."

Comedy value, Thomas, comedy value.

Knew it! How many injury time winners have these had lately?

Lucky mags getting an injury time winner! Get the fuck in.

'Al Qaeda United v Leicester City'

Looks a Currys salesman. Fuck off, I'm just looking, mate.

ASM there....

Bitter, bitter cunts.

100% 👍

Felt Dubravka could've stopped that if I'm being harsh.

Knew ASM was going to lose possession there instead of passing. That's the infuriating part of his game.

They'd be drowning in their own spunk if they'd been bought by them so I just find them as laughable as per normal.

Who's Leicester playing today?

"It's.......Rebekah Vard...., err I mean Holly Blades."

🎵 Glory, glory Man United!🎶

I just can't get away with Guardiola, tbh. Can unnecessarily be a knob too often, Klopp comes across better at times but is too often a twisty cunt when it doesn't go his way.

I blame Pip.

Liverpool's second goal, fuck me.