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I saw that on twitter and just skim read the top bit and thought it was just a piss take of the mackems wearing their tops at Newcastle, sorry, Ponteland airport. I genuinely didn't realise one of them was one of their players?

Liverpool's on BT. Palace v arsenal Man U v Brighton

Pancrate/cake 2022 remix The fixtures came out I had a glance, Excel, excel, Scabs at home We have a chance, Excel, excel. The fixtures came out I had a glance Excel, kanban, all holding sway and £500 a day but ah divven knaa what kanban is.

Still shouted 'KEEGAN!' when I put my foot through a ball.

I'm only jealous that he'll be on more dough than me and can make a calculated guess he's never struck a fucking bat in his life although unlike him I don't have to look over my shoulder waiting to get found out so swings and roundabouts.

That Darmesh kid is absolutely stealing a living. He's comically bad.

AND FUCKING KEEGAN, ALEX!!! DON'T DISS THE MESSIAH BY OMISSION!!!!

Would it not be more normal to say [insert person's name here] has had a puncture?

First I remember.....

That's really good to know.

I'm not sure?

$2.5 billion for ten years of MLS? Someone's had their trousers pulled down.

Aye, that's easy for you to say, mate.

Our Falklands, a frontline story on the BBC iPlayer. Interviews with some of the soldiers, at least half who were pretty traumatised.

And here he's pictured.....

Was a big ignorant of Miss Lipa to be honest..... NOT ANY FUCKING MORE.

@PaddockLad now hates you and I'm slightly in the huff.

Thought I'd 'slide' into an ITK twitter chat.

Leave Wykiki out of this.

Ah! This could be a game changer. I've never seen it to be fair.

Honestly, Alex, I get the piss taking side of it, obviously but I don't think they're relevant enough to warrant even that!

Watching him on that swing, pretending to like it but thinking, 'Don't fall off and injure yourself, for fuck sake, man!'

I take no notice of shite like this and am honestly and genuinely surprised that others do, especially ten fucking thousand?! I've no idea if twitter has a mute limit but can only assume it's a very high number if they do as I haven't hit it yet.