Howmanheyman

Ban him from the stadium and training ground, FFS.

It's like a Hollywood trailer; Narrator: gipetto was just a run of the mill marra..... [cuts to mackem walking out of his front door, smiling and waving to a a neighbour wearing a red and off-white striped shirt].....Narrator: in a run down, run of the mill, dirty town......[now cuts to him getting on a bus into town going to the match]....... Narrator: but gipetto had a dark secret, unknown even to himself......[cuts to mackem turning up at the Stadium of light and scratching his head looking at the club programme]........Narrator: gipetto was the lost memory man! .....[cuts to mackem again].....Gipetto: "Wheez this? Accrington Stanley? An FA cup gayum in September??"...... Narrator: Gipetto thought that the Sunderland soccer team were in the top division of England and had just beaten their arch nemesis, the Newcastle United magpies by nine goals to one.......[cuts to mackem looking at a newspaper hoarding and seeing Saudi Arabians maybe buying Sheffield United]....... Gipetto: "Theya lukkun at buying Sheffeyld United but not Sunnalin?"

Defoe.

🎶Mammmmmaries, like the corners of my mind 🎵

Sorry Real Madrid, we don't talk to you about Bruno.

I might get fucked to death but I'm willing to give it a chance.....

I hope he supports terrorism better than they support their own tayum, investageyashun or not?

#Pray4Luke

Playing with an actual left back at left back also helped considerably instead of a right sided midfielder and any manager playing against us after the change would've done a Woy.....

'The Mags with theya pathetic flags and PR shit, it's pathetic, everyone hates them anarrl. ROFL.'

🎶Mackems, can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this! 🎵

I don't think this lad could handle our match....

It's mental the things that go on at these lower league clubs. Government really should do something about these snake oil salesman coming in to a club and rinsing gullible, provincial duck eggs who are too thick to see it. Methven and the Don, as well as the French kid must watch the monorail episode of the Simpsons and just smile to each other.

As things were when Howe walked in we were down imo but it all depended on the signings being right and they absolutely were. Massive credit to the players already here as well who stepped up and as for Eddie, the job he's done shows up Bruce completely as those players that regressed with Bruce are now showing they're not as bad as was made out.

Just put 'still angry' and it'll save you keep changing it.

Where there's muck there's brass, ah tell thee.

"Hahahaha! Hotdog, Merhdad! Fucking hotdog! Yiv anny sent the big cheese for a hotdog and a chronicle, wor kid! Lol!" "Err, just a footballing reference, your excellentie, thank you for the press access, err, ah loved Lawrence of Arabia as a bairn, an that!"

If this takeover happened at Sunderland he'd be standing smiling at the camera with an FTM pin badge on his blazer 100,000,000% btw.

Anyone going to that bar and who are actually aware of who's going to be there, (unless they're Supermac's greatest ever fan), wants their hard drives checked or their heads for brain damage.

I thought Merson had actually posted for a second.

Not quite.

"Looka, young'un, be fucking quick, the gorilla's finger is popping oot, cabiche, wor kid?"