Howmanheyman

Careful, son.

Has Joelinton been verified by KCG yet?

I'm not going to get carried away with Joelinton but I bet his cock is massive the absolute midfield titan that he is.

🎵Watch out Russia, We've got Prussia, Warsaw pact! Welcome back! But we still love our NATO crack! 🎶

Putin threatening nukes is probably a propaganda frightener but could also be an own goal as I'm sure if there's any doubts of his leadership at home they'll be growing massively as who wants armageddon and their families dying?

I fucking love that Derek Wright is still around and involved, I miss his sprints onto the pitch though. Also just watching motd and loving that Man U v Watford is on second last almost as an afterthought. I strongly approve of this shit......

They won 3-0 and he's devastated about us winning and looking good to stay up.

Poor cunt. Easy to take the piss but this cunt is absolutely ruined.

It's like a shit, young Steve Howey going from CF to CB and looking class or a very competent RB Barry Venison moving into midfield and looking superb. (Both getting England call ups). I'd piss myself laughing but they're not going down. Leeds and Brentford look more likely, (presuming Burnley keep going).

My stream isn't clear. I only saw black hair and assumed it was wood.

Quality muscling the Brentford defender out of the way then playing in Willock to score by Wood. He's well and truly shit down Xa9as's throat there.

Very, very professional performance from them.

Get the fuck in, big Joe.

Great opportunity now, don't fuck it, don't panic, spray the ball around and knacker the fuckers out.

"There was a new up and coming sheriff in Thomson House town, something had to give and someone had to go....... let's face it, it wasn't going to be yours truly, was It? Lol.......laaaaaaterzz."

If ASM was having a shite as the bus pulled up and got off a few minutes after the rest then it's nailed on Ryder would assume Howe's pulled a stunt like smuggling him off in a big laundry basket or something like that just to confuse the press/Brentford's manager.

He was bezzies with Dyer or not far off it unless I'm mistaken?

Help on it's way at last from Wraith.

Need to battle like fuck, cut out the shit and we've a fair chance of winning this. Players can't afford to think we've cracked it just yet. It's still a good opportunity to pull away.

Seriously, man. Why would you?

That article is like reading The Don's/Methven's plans or rich energy bloke's strategies but not being pretendy.

He's a winnet.

......The Italians as well, eh? Hearing they're changing their flag to a white cross with a white background? A white cross and a white background, geddit? Eh? Eh?"

Used to work with a bloke who looked like Hitler and was fucking mental, everyone apparently knew him, he was called Shaun. One day we saw him at work and we said that Tuigamala looks a unit as we knew he sometimes used to watch the falcons. It must've been his debut and he'd been there two minutes really. Shaun said he reached across where the tunnel was, tapped him on the shoulder and gave him the self titled best worker in the north east's seal of approval by saying, 'Well done Inga, lad' to which, according to Shaun he replied instantly, 'I'm still jetlagged, Shaun, I can do better than that', proving that everybody did indeed know him. There was a similar tale involving Shearer after his two goals in the San Siro. Reckoned he congratulated big Al to which Shearer apparently said, 'I just try my best, Shaun.' I know this will mean Jack Shit to you all but he was the toucher's toucher who used to unintentionally have you in stitches and I can't think of poor Tuigamala without thinking of 'Super' Shaun as he was known at work. RIP Inga, lad, no doubt Super will raise a glass to you tonight.