Howmanheyman

Steady.

I'm almost hesitant to link this and I've no idea what's happening to the lad but true Geordie has actually done a good video regarding the Bruce media wake and hasn't acted a knob or anything. When true Geordie calls you out you know you're really taking the piss.

🎵 It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to get things started for the Muppet show tonight! Parrrrrrrrrp! 🎶

You just knew this fucking talkshite thing would be a pudding magnet.

She'll work for 'number 10' on the comms but this time in an official capacity.

I can't even get the internet on my PC at work as they obviously don't trust the riff-raff (even if I had the time), they'd have a fit with half this board, mind.

And you were right!! (Oh, that was LM, wasn't it?)

This place really quietens down when you've all clocked out from work, you lazy bastards.

I wish. Victorians don't vote on account of being dead.

Being vetted as we speak. Talkshite: "Name?" Essembee: "Brian" Talkshite: "Surname?" Essembee: "Damaged" Talkshite: "Specialised subject?" Essembee: "May 1970, Sunderland AFC and cowardly acts." Talkshite: "For or against the takeov...." Essembee: "I haven't finished. Attacks on Sunderland chairman, drink driving Sunderland chairman and killing threads." Talkshite: "For or against the takeov...." Essembee: "You heard it here first." Talkshite: "Security!"

Will they have to vet? Majority turning up will tick the duck egg box by virtue of their attendance.

You just know they're deliberately doing this for a certain demographic.

I've a feeling, could be wrong, that most of the NUFC fans who turn up to this talksport thing will either be social media thirsty desperados, have brains like fucking candy floss or a mixture of the two.

Well I've had the opposite where it seems they've went out of their way to be awkward and I can only imagine it's worse now. Last time I was briefly out of work, they had 'bouncers' walking around carrying invisible carpets and had a employee who was being, frankly unnecessarily unhelpful. It got to the point where I wondered were they dying for an excuse to ask for Hale and Pace to come over? I won't go into details and my missus briefly worked there herself many years ago so know there's waste of spaces out there so must be hard dealing with them but that makes it even more a shock when they get 'normal' people in and act the dick with them?

Staggering tbh.

I hope that term hasn't offended you, turn of phrase and I apologise, TP. 👍

Only time I've ever come close to topping myself was after a year on the dole when I was about 21. The feeling of guilt and shame cashing my fucking pittance giro at the post office was crushing. Hearing absolute cunts like the then Tory MP labelling anyone out of work a scrounger was hard to take, especially when I was younger and a bit more sensitive to it even though my anger at it probably helped me cope rather than the depression I was getting from it. I'll leave this topic as I know it'll work me up and I genuinely know you are good lads and I don't want to fall out with anyone.

If it's so blatantly obvious who's 'scamming' the system why do they make life awkward for those who blatantly aren't scamming it?

I've laughed more at Alan Parry.

Putting up a banner telling him they know where he lives. That's classy on a par with their wearside counterparts.

My experience is the opposite to be fair although it has been almost a decade since I've had to sign on. If you have to go through with this newpaper, taking photos of your open door, in front of a street sign etc it's just taking the piss out of people and demeaning them for the sake of it. Also seen how they go on with the pip and how they absolutely skew things and blatantly lie, hold back post etc.

It's pronounced Neck-ra-feely-ya.