Howmanheyman

Credit where it's due, I'm still enjoying Burton.

"Well diary, that was the night that wasn't for the Geordie King of the castle once of the district of Aston on the return to his former kingdom. Even worse than the defeat was yours trulynot being available for selection due to injury. Ah overdosed on some kamagra and in a rush to change the ten minute free view over to babestation ah sprained me ankle instead of spraining me wrist as ah intended in the first place! Anyways ah got down to a local to watch Brucies heroes even though ah was in pain but like Rocky in the 12th round versus Apollo Creed ah got through the pain barrier but couldn't help yelling out 'Mackem Bastards' at some rarfi divvies slagging off the toon as the pain of seeing Brucie's former employers beating Newcastle United was too much. Ah got a funny look off some internet geek when ah said it but one glare from the Knight was enough to have the poor lad touching cloth when he realised just who the beast he'd awoken was. Lol! Poor lad nearly had a heart attack. Anyways, five things don't right themselves! Lol. Laters!"

Can I read less?

Jonjo Shellshocked

Almirwrong.

JoelReilly

Should've been five. Piss poor.

Shelvey having one of those games as well.

His crack is as bad as this game.

The second as bad as the first. Had a feeling we'd stroll into this and get a wake up call.

+1

Essembee's team of the decade; 1. A. Coward. 2. A. Coward. 3. A. Coward. 4. A. Coward. 5. A. Coward. 6. A. Coward. 7. A. Coward. 8. A. Coward. 9. A. Coward. 10. A. Coward. 11. A. Coward. Sub's: 12. Eleventh. 13. May. 14. Nineteen seventy. Manager. Fulwell End.

I'll wear the sash under my clothes when I get swore in.

I wouldn't move to Ireland as I don't intend on moving house ever again but would be tempted to get an Irish passport if it helps in any way although a problem would be Mrs HMHM not being able to get one so probably would be a waste of time.

No, you did the right thing, Gloomy. Riding a segway and taking photos at the same time isn't big or clever.

"Cool man who stand with hands in pocket all day, feel much cocky."

Sunderland 0-1 Coventry City

Anyone for English tapas?

Splitter!

I just aced it.

So, starting a sentence.

The fuck is this?

Was she as arsed about Corbyn/Labour before she started to get fucked ragged by a Russian?

'The fuck'.