Howmanheyman

Just a quick look, tbh. Only forty odd pages on their match thread which is miniscule for their normal threads. Top of the page had a thread called 'The Mags' where they're calling a fan a Mag and he's denying it and they are awaiting an apparent 'Mag infestation'. I laughed then closed the tab.

Everton v Man U. Allardyce v Mourinho. Gobshite fans v gobshite fans. Can they both lose, please?

I was shiting it the last ten minutes but apart from that they were fucking dire. Had the manager been backed we'd be ok and this would've been a much easier win than it was.

No but some of them are starting to doubt the superiority of their world class manager. "This fucker is going to take us all the way to league 2"

Joe Allen reckons they'd have been disappointed with just a draw! Held our attacking player back but doesn't get booked, I'm disappointed in that Joe.

Perez and Diameter made a massive difference. Fair play to Murphy for his part in the goal, keeping calm, keeping possession till Perez made the run then playing him in.

Barnsley beat the mackems at the stade de Shite whilst Bolton and Burton both win.

Get the fuck in! Fucking have that Hughes you muckleheeded utter cunt.

Hayden.

Expecting about 6 mins stoppage time.

Course we don't get a penalty.

There's a handball too which we never get given. Fucking unreal the way we get reffed.

There you go, '2nd' yellow card for Joe Allon, or would've been had the ref not let him off because he played an advantage in the first half. I'd say unbelievable but it's sadly not.

It's ok though, it's only Newcastle, we don't mind this from refs.

No way Rafa spends that money on Murphy if he thinks he's only getting £5m to get a striker and that's it. Ashley clearly going for a hat-trick of relegations.

Demba Ba got a hat trick here, if he was playing today he'd probably get another.

Odds in he'll make another yellow card challenge but obviously not get sent off. It's only Newcastle after all.

Fuck me. Open goal two yards out and fucking skys it.

Robbie Elliott.

Should be winning. We have to put those type of chances away.

Has McClaren not just got sacked from somewhere like Malaysia or something? (I'm guessing he didn't get sacked because he couldn't do the accent).

Didn't hear the pundits at the match and it was hard to watch especially first half but we were well in with a chance at the death and I thought Benitez more or less did what he could. I spoke to a couple of man city fans after the game and they were very complementary although to be fair they did shit themselves when I correctly identified them as man city fans even when I was being nice to them. Tbh Carragher and Neville have some sort of cult following from the younger fans that baffles the fuck out of me.

I'm the same as this kid.

Hearing the first raised voice as the missus is shouting at the daughters who were shouting at each other. Happy Chrimbo!